Cut price offers

Another week of promises has passed

We've heard each party say what they would do

"We'll spend on schools: on crime: on health:"en masse!"

But fail to add: "The bill is paid by  you"

Today is Cut Price Day, it would appear

As scanning through the headlines I can read

The Tories cut taxes: with Labour, crime disappears

The Lib Dems would cancel student tuition fees

Beware the Bargain Basement store, my friend!

Their prices are attractive, I admit

But should a fault develop you can't mend

You'll find yourself stuck with a load of worthless rubbish

Whoever wins, the future don't look bright

I'm orf: last man to leave, turn out the lights .....