Well the thing Lauren did I orignaly blamed on Chris and as I result I didn't talk to him for some time. When I began talking to him again I found the root of my porblem, Lauren. Not to quote Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet but shes 'my only love sprung from my only hate'.

This poem does have some swear words in it, but I've censored them.

Thanks for reading and can't wait to hear your replys!!

Written on 04-07-2006 and published on 09-07-2006 at 22:07:09

I just have to say I’m sorry mate,

I feel s**t and wish I didn’t say it,

Or not as this one goes,

Those evil bi***es, those b******d h**s.

I don’t know what I saw in her mate, she was too nice,

But by god, did I pay the f***ing price,

She stung me like a wasp, shot me down without a care in the world,

I’d sit and stare at her a**e as she f***ing twirled,

I’m really sorry mate; I can’t believe I didn’t put you first,

I knew I was unlucky, stupid and f***in’ cursed,

But you’re a real mate and I abused you,

F***in’ hell mate, is this even chance number two?

So yeah she’s out of my mind now mate, thanks for that,

She was a b*****d nuisance and I was a f***ing t**t,

You’re a great mate, a really mint friend,

Ya nar you’d do anything for me, mate, you comprehend?