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By PaulE
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11 July 2006 |
Let me know what you think Same Sex marriages Hit Legal SnagLawsuits filed in San Francisco San Francisco Ca: Vivian Smallthorpe and Leticia Briggs held hands in the Our Lady of Comfortable Shoes Church yesterday and promised eternal love and faithfulness to each other in a touching ceremony. The music of KD Lange filled the air and the moment was magic for the entire gathered congregation. Vivian wept slightly as she pulled the veil back over Leticia’s crew cut and kissed their first kiss as a married couple.
Now, however, with two lawsuits pending in the San Francisco County Superior Court to not only stop the Same Sex marriages but to declare illegal those who have already married, the validity of those very marriages may be in doubt.
Today, after the late breaking news that Same Sex marriages were in legal limbo has left the couple bewildered as to their status of wife and wife. Across California many couples were facing the same questions, are we married or not? Jim Ablemeyer and Chris Dumont held hands in their stylish living room, their fingers intertwined hoping for an answer soon. Chris is upset as he had saved himself for marriage and wanted the blessing of the state before committing acts of sodomy with his new hunky husband. Jim, a systems analyst for a large computer firm, stated “We only got married last week, Chris has performed numerous acts of sodomy on me already and we were just getting into the Rubber scene when this news broke. Now Chris feels that he has had his virginity stolen by the state of California. We are speaking to our lawyers.” “Its’ going be okay sweetie, daddy bear will take care of everything.” Jim held a sobbing Chris as he told him these comforting words.
In Washington, President Bush remarked he had grave doubts about Same Sex marriages as he stated at a press conference “Well you know we fooled around a bit in college, especially in our secret clubs, a little touchy touchy here and there, a sly smile, maybe even a kiss in Secret Room of Eternal Secrets, but hell, I wouldn’t want to marry any of those good old boys, dang. If your’e going to dedicate your life to sinful fornifiicationing then you should accept that us normal people will think your sick puppies.” When asked who he may have kissed in the Secret Room of Eternal Secrets the President declined to comment and was hurried off the stage by secret service agents.
The newly elected Mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom gave the order for the marriage licenses to be issued last Thursday and since then homosexuals from around the country are gathering at city hall to have the opportunity to be legally married. “We came all the way from Arkansas, my cousin and me we been doing the dirty for years and he’s always whining about how I’m just using him to pick up younger guys, so I figured this would be a good way to shut him up.” stated Avril Thornton from Little Rock. His soon to be husband Jess Thornton could not make comment as he was wearing a leather face mask and being led on a dog leash.
The next hearing by judges in the matter will be held on
the 29th of September.
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