I've got the Egremont Blue's
got holes in my shoe's
my old pit bull's a clown
 thinks he's a poodle
he's got the Egremont Blue's.

Were having a party
in Egremont Town
just you and me and
Pete the Drunk
this white lightning is good
it goe's down well
but I don't like cider
got the Egremont Blue's

we were the gallent four hundred
in that old pit
now i'm a salesman in
the poormans store
the call centre went to India
should have took the store as well
no money to spend
in Egremont Town,
no, no money to spend in
Egremont Town
got hole's in my shoes
got the Egremont Blue's