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By cynicsid
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25 July 2006 |
A few years ago there was a stage show which involved famous women talking about their Vagina's.
So this piece of childish prurience came to be as a reaction to the show.
Those of a sensitive nature please venture no further.
THE DICKY DIALOGUES
Lefty said to righty, “What do you make of all this”
Righty replied, “I think it is an outrage but I blame it on them Lippy twins, Major the big ones and Minor the little ones.
Lefty disagreed , I blame it on their mate Clint
Righty looked puzzled, “Who”
Lefty answered “Arris, you know Clint Arris.
Tongue was listening in and threw in their two-penneth, “You’ve got nothing to moan about, if stomach knew what I have to get up to, it would hold nothing down. I bet your mate Willy would not be so keen if he had taste buds!
The Andy twins shouted “sush don’t wake the Bugger up, leave him asleep all little and limp”.
Eyes and Ears in unison said “We second that, cos though you Andy’s might end up with roughened palms,”
Eyes “We now need thick glasses”
Ears “And one of us is fitted with a hearing aid.
(As Willy starts stirring) All in unison “Oh no”
Brain butted in “It’s not me honest. Once Libido gets going I become a tacky Web site full of nothing but carnal images. I want to be an intellectual and write poems about clouds.
Prostrate calmed every one down “He’ll probably just get up and have a wee. I think the play Willy’s writing is his memoires. I mean I haven’t done anything really useful for years |
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About time
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3327 comments posted) 26th July 2006 | The Vagina Monologues was just asking to be sent up. I'm surprised it took this long but I'm not surprised it was that little scamp siddie that did it;not only was it funny and scatalogical but quite clever too.
And a line like
"tacky Web site full of nothing but carnal images"
is going to get gold stars from me
Nice one siddie. If your solicitor ever needs a character witness for you.....
cheers
BBS | Oops
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 26th July 2006 | On Siddies' behalf I thank for your time and comments.
It is one of his better pieces.
CS
PP
BRN |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3327 comments posted) 27th July 2006 | Yes I think it is one of his better ones and I thought of a follow-up siddie could do. After spoofing the vagina monologues why not send up the programme Grumpy Old Women I'm sure there is material there; or better still combine the two and call it Grumpy Old Vaginas
Watd'ya think
OK OK I'm going; don't push!
cheers
BBS | Oops again
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 27th July 2006 | Siddie is thinking about a piece on "Grumpy Young Flamers".
He's cut to the quick by the cruel attacks he has suffered at the hands of the sharpest mind on the Web-Site.
I told him to look on the bright side, as typing takes both hands, it does mean that the poster is giving his genitals a rest.
I think that there's only you and me here. |
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