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Poetry
The Adjective Cellar
By Granpa
13 August 2006
This is one poem from a book of grammatical poems written for children and young adults in an attempt to make grammar FUN



Nestling smugly twixt pepper and salt
The adjective cellar begins it’s assault
When carelessly picked by some epicure
Who sadly considers himself connoisseur


Once the poor dinner guest flips up the top
The words tumble out, they’re awkward to stop
They bounce on the table and under the chairs
And yelling and screaming they bound up the stairs


Normally nouns are wrapped up in chains
Tortured and bound and horribly maimed
 now they’re ecstatic about  to be pleasured
as picturesque words stand up to be measured!


The Vicar remarks on these halcyon days
Whilst Major Winstanley has Draconian ways
And poor Mrs Kingsley’s exordium chatter
Falls willy nilly on euphoric batter!


The twins are excited in  ectopic manner
 the cats caught its tail in a Hashemite planner
the Doctor is dissident, red in the face
flapping his hands with acrimonious grace


Sadly the dinner has come to a close
The adjective cellar is back in repose
The nouns are re-bound the adverbs placated
The Vicar, the Major, the Doctor berated


But wasn’t it fun to see how are language
Can blossom and bloom and happily languish
In even the narrowest pinch penny mind
When the fruits of the Adjective cellar are vined!

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The Adjective Cellar
Written by Josie (2796 comments posted) 14th August 2006
This is an excellent poem with good rhyme and rhythm. I like the subject of your poem and I think that, if the words were a little simpler, primary school children would laugh at this and find it useful. There is one thing you need to correct: But wasn't it fun to see how OUR language, not "are".
wow!
Written by Leo (573 comments posted) 14th August 2006
really clever writing. i enjoyed this no end. Thanks

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