Workin from sun up til dark, playin with me whip.
I have me own special crew, aboard me pirate ship.

Struttin around in me leather in the hot sea air,
Me crew thinks I be nuts, I don't really care.

I like to look at the sweat sliding down their skin,
Makes me all hot and frisky, my where do I begin.

I have  me a special  one, he be quite a prize,
He be bigger than a house, I didn't even realize.

He fills his knickers out quite nicely, I must say,
I git all hot an bothered in the hot sun at mid day.

He knows I be lookin at em, he stands quite erect,
He be sportin all his parts, I done went and checked.

Handsome devil he be, makes me all giddy and I git quite hot,
Hard to do any pirate stuff, when he be flauntin all he's got.

Fer now I'll jest watch an get a little pleasure,
I'll be plunderin em one day, he be quite a treasure.