When choosing your man, look at his teeth,
Check under his hood, look underneath.

Make sure he can go the distance when you're in the mood,
Putting all your needs before his and even before food.

Does he come from sturdy stock, or is he weak in the knees,
Can he stand on his own two feet, while aiming to please.

On the bathroom throne does he have good aim,
Or is sprinkling the seat part of his fame?

Meet his mother that will be the telling tale,
You'll know if he's a girly man or all male.

Complicated you'll have to check them out,
Don't pick a mama's boy that cries and pouts.

I have passed on my knowledge for picking a man,
The details are critical so stick to your own plan.