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Time makes all things pass |
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By MikeMorris
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25 August 2006 |
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New Developments
Let’s see how things develop” said the doctor to my Mum.
I thought they meant the x-rays that they’d taken of my tum.
Would they see that great big sticky ball of yellow bubble gum
Or that lovely slice of cake I’d had and eaten every crumb?
But later on a pretty nurse did to my bedside come.
And said, “You’re going home today, so stop that looking glum.”
“That pain you had this morning was just an unripe plum,
But now the problem’s passed away, so you’re O.K.,old chum!”
I was so relieved at that, I was in fact struck dumb,
But as for eating plums again, I’d rather suck my thumb!
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Purgative, cathartic...
Written by Talisker (1326 comments posted) 25th August 2006 | I presume the unripe plum,
came shooting out your bum?
Oli | Plumb centre.
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 25th August 2006 | Nice read Mike.
Purgative indeed. Mind the Canary gets my vote for flavour of the month. You should do a few more scripts. I suspect it may be the making of you.
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Written by MikeMorris (106 comments posted) 25th August 2006 | Many thanks for the reviews, lads.
If I lower the tone any more I'll be tunnelling upwards meself!
Mike
| Hi Mike
Written by jean.day (2283 comments posted) 29th August 2006 | | I enjoyed reading this. Nothing like a scarey medical experience to make you change your life. Good fun. |
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