Betty
Who's that at number eleven
I've never seen him there before
he trying to look through the window
and hammering hell out the door

Alf
Will you please come away from the window
and sit down and watch some TV
you know you're a right nosey parker
now out of the way, let me see.

Betty
Oh Alf I think he's a policeman
I hope it isn't bad news
or some around here's blown the whistle
on him selling those cheap fags and booze

Alf
You know luv your just like your mother
I bet "she"  knows what's going on
she'll be having a peep from her bedroom
so give her a ring once they've gone

Betty
You know Alf you call me nosey
and you say that my mother's as bad
well you're just a grumpy old moaner
in fact you're just like your dad.