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| 29 August 2006 | ||||||||||||||||||
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I suppose you could call this post, Post Minimalist. We've recently had the sublime now for the ridiculous. Lyric poetry at its most dire. AVADILDO-(TO THE TUNE OF AVARRILO) This is the way to have a dildo Promise you it wont make the thrill go Just grit your teeth or chew the pillow lots'a orgasms awaiting you SUPER COOPER –(TO THE TUNE OF SUPER TROOPER) He was a Super Trooper the late great Tommy Cooper more than just a silly hat (Just like that, just like that.) Or a big gormles pratt (Just like that, just like that.) He's sorely missed and that's a fact. SUPERMARKET SENSATIONS –(TO THE TUNE OF ALICE BLUE GOWN) In her Anne Summers vibrating pants She went looking for supermarket romance It was going ok, she had got round half way when suddenly she started thrashing, they say. There was commotion in all of the aisles Astonished shoppers burst into smiles. What was causing her gasps and her rants why her Anne Summers vibrating pants WIND FARMS –(TO THE TUNE OF INCHWORM) Wind Farms Wind Farms Pleasuring the Anoraks you and your Euro-Subsidy You'll take your backers far. Wind Farms Wind Farms Massacring flying life Strange that such absurdity Can cause such tragic harm First step remission From planning permision Turning beauty into eyesore That sweet sensation From rural isolation SHATTERED By the Satanic roar From Wind Farms Wind Farms Pleasuring the Anoraks You and your Euro-Subsidy You'll take your backers far. THE BRIAN BRUCE BROWN TRILOGY ( He was a poster on another Web Site, he regaled us with tales about his budgies, his wife’s false parts but the love of his life was his Gnomes.) OOPS IVE ‘IT A GNOME-(TO THE TUNE OF YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE.) I mow Brucie's lawn with me 'ead 'eld 'igh, Cos I'm not afraid of the Gnomes. At the end of the day there's a twenty note and a 4-pack for me to take 'ome. Mow on past the sink, mow on past the pram, Though it's wheels are lost and gone. Mow on , Mow on with a can in me 'and and Oops I've 'it a Gnome, I've gone and 'it a Gnome GNOME GARDEN-(TO THE TUNE OF ROSE GARDEN) I beg your pardon, I never meant to wreck your Gnome Garden I was dodging the clothes line Pram, sink and settee give me such a hard time when you mow you gotta mow but then I tripped and let go oh oh oh no! I beg your pardon, I never meant to wreck your Gnome Garden HEY BRUCE-(TO THE TUNE OF HEY JUDE.) Hey Bruce, mourning's no use, Take a hurt Gnome and make him be-e-e-tter The minute you stick back on his head Repaint his hat red, it will get better And anytime you feel a pain hey Bruce refrain Just stick his arm back on his shoulder. And there's one thing you can do Hey Bruce its true. You could pretend he's a wounded soldier. I’VE A HAT WITH A BELL-(TO THE TUNE OF BAT OUT OF HELL) Got my motor running brm brm driving round toy town brm brm I'm in a hurry Brm Brm I'm picking up Mrs Tubby Bear my life is so exciting chicks find my car inviting so my coming you can tell I've a hat with a bell STEPHEN FOSTER MEDLEY (W.S.Gilbert) TO THE TUNE OF POLLY WOLLY DOODLE A wandering minstrel I A thing of rags and patches , Of ballad songs and snatches, going Polly Wolly Doodle All De Day. Tennyson –TO THE TUNE OF DE CAMPTOWN RACES On either side the river lie, doo da doo da, Long fields of Barley and of rye,doo da doo da deh That clothe the wold and meet the sky And through the fields the road runs by To many towered Camelot-doo da doo da deh. William McGonnigal- THE TUNE OF SWANEE RIVER Way down upon the bridged Tay River Far Far Away There's a bridge thats like a si'ver sliver it's still there today.
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