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| Mommafest '05 | |
| By eggie | ||||
| 07 May 2005 | ||||
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Two Warriors. One Referee. One Battle. WHAM! The true tale of two couragous warriors... BAM! And their momma's... KER-SPLAM! This is Round 2. Round 1 happened before I agreed to be the moderator. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: *Blows whistle* Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: bring it on BIATCH themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: k ladies first Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: but men before so i'll start Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: That's 3 fat jokes in a row, Alex. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: no its not Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: half time Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: I'm deducting a point. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: that disqualifies it until the next first fa Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: *fta joke Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: wtf you gotta be joking! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: alex they are the rules Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Don't argue with the ref. next insult. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: okay okay Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: alright Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: your turn BOY-OH! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: He's alreasy been. The clock is ticking. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: bring it on Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: no hairy jokes in the game yet themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: double points surely Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha whered you get that one? Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo' momma so fat her first word was "oink" themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: wot the fuk thats horendous Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex. Only ha;lf a point. Rob, you get one and a half. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: oink oink Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: better than your crappy dime one Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: c'mon its your turn Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: i'm waiting to kick yo ass punk themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon (it was a small rok) Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: boooooo that sucks! Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Contradiction. Deducting hal;f a point. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer! Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 1 point. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 2 ponts surely!? Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Are we going to have trouble, soldier? Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex is leasing 1/2 a point. Your move, Rob. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: k Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha i'm winning Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: and i just thought of a killer joke! Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 9 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 8 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 7 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 6 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: 5 Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: ONLY I MAY DO THAT. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: sorry Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: -1 point. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: it looked like fun Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: NOOOO1 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: what the hell is this! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Yo Mamma So Poor that your family ate cornflakes with a fork to saev milk themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ther u go Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: ...you goota be kidding themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: big gap for added laughs Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: theres gotta be a rule against such shit Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Half a point. Do better. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 2 points. Alex is back in the game. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: but if they're a burglar Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: technically it means they have to take somehting themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: SHUT THE FUK UP ITS A JOKE Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 1/2 a point to Rob. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ahhhhhhhh themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: haha Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: lol Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: hahaha loooser themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "here comes the school bus." Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 1 point to Alex. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Rob, no extra points are awrding for insulting when it isn't youer turn. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: boo-yah themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: well yo mam is soooooooooooooooo so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???" Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: l Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: THREE POOR JOKES! Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: mymomma is groucho themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: dam ur good Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: nice call alex Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: whats the verdict?# Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex now leasing by 2 1/2 points. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: get in! Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said cut my hair! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: poor effort Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Just about worth 1 point. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo momma so smelly even the search dogs won't smell her. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: rob you're losing it man Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: you started so strong Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Rob, 1/2 a point again. If you won;t to have any xchance of winning this I suggest coming up with some better material. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: im still rokkin Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: okay robwe can refer to past jokes that alex never saw as long as you said them themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: no no u cant Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: fine Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: it was for your benefit themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!'' Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: You really can't. If i knew that was going on it would be instant disqualification. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: i shou;d get extra for rhyme Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 1 1/2 points. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: OOYAH! themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo mamma smells sooooooooo bad that standing next to a skunk, the Skunk smells sweet! Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 1/2 a point. Rob. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha alex i have a new one from our HELMO discussion earlier Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Hmmn. 1 point. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: hha Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Not bad. 1 point,. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex, 1 point too. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: to who? Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: yey themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yo mamma is so old she has a first edition of the ten commandments Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Rob: 1 pointAlex: Need clarification themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: kkk timeout Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Okay. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: i rekkon we shood hav 1 more round of 3 insult each Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: k Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: BUT themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: and then we alex will call a winner Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: these insults aren't no longer bout the momma Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: its become too personal Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: its now at each otehr themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: hahahahahhaa themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: oh ok Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: bring it on Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Current scores are Alex: 11 Rob: 7 themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ok lets flip fo who goes first? themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: wot ?????????????? themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: i cnt win Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Rob has the lowest score. He goes first. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: lol themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: looser Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: In this competetion I can award up to 5 points. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: and what do points meen themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ?? Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: The person with the most points get a virtual trophy. Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Are we ready? themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yep Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: *Blows whistle* Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: bring it on bitch themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: alex alex alex you are sooooo ugly your shadow left you Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: hahah Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall of your box and call it air conditioning Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Scores will be revealed after competetition. Next insult. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: go on rob Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: unless youre chicken Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 5 Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 4 Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 3 themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ok ok alex you hav wooden breasts that you feed beavers with Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: robert robert robert...You're so ugly that, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap! Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: thats shit man Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 5 Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: 4 Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: time guys Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: mum wants me themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: alex when you were bron they knew wot time u were born coz ur face stopppes the clok themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: k who won ?? themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: 3 each ?? Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex still has one more insult to give. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: oh yeh Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: k back Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, "What color?" themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: ooooooooooooooooooooh Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Ooooooooooooooh Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Rob, you foight well in these final rounds. But you didn't use your best material in the early stages where it really could have made a difference. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: ha themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yeh Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex, you took a few liberties with the rules. Any more anmd I probably would have disqualified you. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: so alex loses yeah ?? Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: But at the ends of this mighty contest. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: no Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: The final scores are... Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Alex: 15 Rob: 11 themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: drum rols Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: SO CLOSE!!! Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: yey Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: kicked yo mother fucking ass poster bouy Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Drum roll was late. You're lucky I don't deduct another point, Rob. themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: . themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: well played alex themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: u deserved it Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: good match themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: sorry bout all thats stuff i sed bout ur mum Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: me too man Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: rematch in science themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: yeah well try we need some time to stok up themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: im done for a whil Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: metoo Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: And thus concludes this tale of warriors. Until next time, remember, kids. No momma feelings were harmed in the production of this contest. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: haha themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: hehe yep Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: Alex...did it ver ccur to you we're the only ones who watched this themilkybarkid77@hotmail.com says: cheers ref u kept it cleen and a good match Eggie_Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear... says: Not for long. I'm putting this on da internet. Squib_Who loves Orange Soda? says: lol
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