What I learnt today
I learnt that if you try
to see your face in a spoon
while there is soup in it,
there is no way the soup
will not end up on your new jeans.
I learnt that tomato soup
and armani jeans
don't go.
They just don't.
I learnt that armani jeans
with tomato soup
doesn't taste so good.
I learnt that armani jeans
with tomato soup
turn water a funny colour.
I learnt that when my mother told me
not to fill the basin to the brim
there was a reason for that.
And I should have listened.
I learnt that drying clothes
by bodyheat
is a surprisingly....
...
lengthy
....
process.
I learnt that wondering around in your underwear
is ok!
As long as it's your house.
And the milkman
window cleaner
postman
neighbour doesn't come to the door.
I learnt that tomato soup doesn't
come out
of armani jeans.
I learnt that bleach on denim
is not the same
as bleached denim.
I learnt that I should never have left
home.