Errr... Hi!  It like this...(produces green plastic tube)
Its called shake 'n' vac, geddit?
Its talcum powder, but not for your body.
No! Its for your carpets!  You, err...like...
Shake it all over your floor...and
Then you errr...hoover it all up again!
Brilliant, eh?  No?  I even have a jingle...
(Starts to dance and sing, while dispensing)
You do the shake 'n' vac and put the
freshness back!  Do the shake 'n' vac
and put the freshness back. When your carpets
smell fresh, your room does too...every time you vacuum
Its all you gotta do...oooo

NEXT !!!!!