“Morning, my children: This is God speaking.
Yes, you all heard that correctly: it’s me.
God.
No, don’t go crazy and phone the police,
The fire brigade and the speaking clock.
I want you to sit tight, and listen to me.
Children, speculation is no justification
For extermination, or as you play it, eradication,
just as you have no obligation
To bomb down on entire nations
when they have enough complications
As it is!

See? I can do this slam thing too!

And there may be weapons of mass destruction,
But the only ones destructing and causing disruption
In countries where there are already ructions
Are you! Hah!

What happened to the world of my creation?
Where was this all-important deviation
That led to such a lack of civilization?
You may blame it on Americanisation,
But I put the blame on an infatuation
You all have with total domination
Which leads you to a lack of toleration.
So I’m introducing a new regulation:
If you want redemption and emancipation
You’ve gotta start learning ‘bout co-operation
Instead of eradication try collaboration
Cos if human kind don’t end this association
With hate and killing and peace violation
Without a hint of procrastination,
You’re going to learn ‘bout eternal damnation!

That was just a little something I wanted to run by you.
Have a good day now children, and just for once
Try to play nice.”