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| Hairyfordshire | |
| By Talisker | ||||||
| 14 September 2006 | ||||||
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A naughty bit of ribaldry... Oli We all know boys have gingambobs, Beneath their jumble giblets, And girls a grove of eglantine, And lactic charms with niblets. In Hairyfordshire there is a mine, With standing room for one, Where uncle doodle ventures, When he’s in the mood for fun! He takes his leather stretcher, When its in its morning pride, Right up to the garden gate, And takes a step inside! Once Jack is in the orchard, Of the fruit that made man wise, You’d better turn your tail up, To accommodate his size! He may get off at Broadgreen, Or continue to Edge Hill, And give you juice for jelly, Until you’ve had your fill! Then downstairs for his breakfast, Sipping at the fuzzy cup, He needs the food of champions, To keep his thrumster up! So enjoy your four legged frolic, And your finkydiddles too, Have a bedtime bellywarmer, It’s the very dinky-doo! Oli.
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