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Ode to Sauerkraut
By Talisker
16 September 2006
I don't think this needs any explanation.

Oli

I thought I wouldn’t like you, most noble sauerkraut,

But that’s before I understood what you were all about.

Finely sliced white cabbage, fermented by bacteria,

Eaten from the Alsace to the steppes of  far Siberia.

 

Lacto fermentation is the secret of your flavour,

Alsatian choucroute garnie is indeed a dish to savour.

The seductive combination of sauerkraut with pork,

A marriage made in heaven consummated on my fork.

 

Served with humble bratwurst or a frankfurter or two,

Relished in the beerhalle with a stein of German brew.

Carried by brave Cook in the hold of the Endeavour,

Your multifarious vitamins meant no scurvy whatsoever.

 

When came the great depression, you saved a generation,

Of starving rural farmers from a desperate situation.

Their only source of sustenance in Winter’s bitter cold,

You gave the young a chance to live, to nurse the ailing old.

 

And now we find for bird flu, your effect is efficacious,

Praise be to greater power who in his wisdom graced us!

The Shipbuilder of proud Gdansk to city slick Berliner,

What man can cast a scornful eye on such a noble dinner?

 

So raise your glasses one and all to join me in this toast !

The benefits of sauerkraut no other food can boast.

Here’s to cabbage!  Here’s to brine!  Hurrah lactobacillus!

Our bellies filled with your result, no malady can kill us!

 

Oli.

Reviews

Written by Phil (7007 comments posted) 16th September 2006
Enjoyed this, hate sauerkraut.  
 
Heard the report on the radio yesterday - a healthy six course menu including sauerkraut. All I could think of was the amount of wind that would be produced. Healthy bodies, but we'd all die of terminal flatulence. Now there's a poem - and fart rhymes with plenty. Over to you. 
 
All the best, 
 
Phil.
Yuk!
Written by Talisker (1336 comments posted) 16th September 2006
Foolishly I wrote this without having tasted the stuff. Tonight I did and it was foul!  
 
I would rather risk getting bird flu! 
 
Oli.
Cordon Glasweige.
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 17th September 2006
Jeeze, Lovely Boy! Can yous no stick t' yer ain snap the like o' juicey deep fried Mars Bar!? Serves ye feckin' well f' messin' wi' poncey foreign rabbit grub! 
 
Slan!
True, true.
Written by Talisker (1336 comments posted) 17th September 2006
Prefer the deep fried battered snickers meself though.  
 
Oli

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