Tut tut motorist why do you shout?
When I'm cycling through a red light
Calling me names like 'lycra lout'
And telling me I've got no right

Well here's the news petrol head
I'm enviramentally sound and you're not
You're pumping out fumes filled with lead
And you're making the planet get hot

So don't bother telling me I've broken the law
Because the rules don't apply to me
I'm a cyclist you fool, no less no more
It's a superior mode of transport you see!