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Forbidden Love
By givitsum
18 September 2006
In homage to the 'two' latest genii to grace the sacred poetry site...


Andy's sentence was 8 years plus
Yet he continues to create lots of fuss
Not doing too well
He's banged up in his cell
'Cos he chucked some poor bloke off a bus

His girlfriend oft sheds a tear
As she has done for many a year
'But she still has no clue
About his cellmate called Drew
Who's almost as daft as he's queer

With Andy, gay sex struck a chord
So he took the idea on board
When the screws yell 'Lights Out'
Drew giggles, no doubt
As Andy whips out his pork sword

His crime is undeserving of pardon
Yet you can't begrudge him his hard-on
Playing a dog called 'Tyrone'
Andy buries his bone
And Drews' arse plays the role of the garden

Veggie speaks to him in her prayers
As Drew secretly tastes Andy's wares
Still, she feels no neglect
'Cos she doesn't suspect
Mind, she's never had that much upstairs

To be a poet, her heart does endeavour
EAT MY GENIUS is her best attempt ever
But I think it may be wise
Not to tease or chastise
As she honestly believes that she's clever!

I've said enough. So from now there will be
No more on the subject from me
I shall not take the piss
I'll shall give that a miss
And leave the honour to the lovely LynB.





Reviews
Hehehehe...
Written by Talisker (1331 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Reminds me of that Otis Lee Crenshaw (Rich Hall) classic C&W song "He almost looks like you". 
 
And the classic question - name the only 20 stone man to ride a Derby winner?  
 
Ans: Lester Piggot's cellmate! 
 
Oli

Written by rilLie (328 comments posted) 18th September 2006
:)
Fame at last!
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Now I can actually see through the tears of laughter, I would just like to say that was absolute class! I really don't think it can be bettered! 
 
I have come to the conclusion that those two deserve each other. I would imagine she probably thinks that Sheffield Wednesday is a bank holiday, and Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats! 
 
My name has been immortalised in verse by the legendary Givitsum - it doesnt get any better than that! 
 
I've been feeling a bit under the weather today - but I'm feeling much better now! 
:grin
Voluminous...
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Above comment is really astute. Yup. I'll go along with that. 
 
Slan!

Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Very funny, enjoyed. 
 
This cheered me up no end after a long day at work. The two 'genii' may be odd, but they've certainly livened things up. 
 
Phil.
Kop Koon Kah!
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Much obliged. I gotta agree that this is the best crack on the poetry site for sometime. Probably ever (not counting MangoChutney's fleeting resurrections of course). The once lively Comedy site is dying a death whilst poetry thrives. Never thought I'd see the day. Oh woe is me.  
 
Best Rgds 
 
Givitsum

Written by Merioneth (79 comments posted) 14th April 2008
Three cheers for pork swords! 
 
~Merioneth

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