Great fun on the on the Poetry Site. John Cooper Clarke would have been proud of you all. Grand craic. Next thing we will have J**** doing striptease....Seriously Schoolvegitable85 and BangedupBonzo deserve a round of applause. They have made me want to pen something. ...go maire tu ! to them both! Over to you GW folks... WHO WILL GET OUR NOMINATION FOR THIS YEAR'S NOBEL PRIZE!?? Will it be the School Vegetable... Or the mighty MangoMan!!??...
I have heard that the matchless MangoMan has stirred. God save us all.!!!???. Who may live with his mighty wordcraft....!!!???
Who disturbs my hidden slumber!!??
WHO INVADES MY SPACE!!??
Two towering tits from Tongham Gaol
Who would usurp
MY place!!!!????
Let no man pay scant heed to verse
From the schoolkiddie tribe!
Afore I expend my dreadful
Ire, none other may imbibe
The heady heat of laughter.
Afore I show my gorgon's face.
Bit head brain dead Bolton bint
O' the Black Puddin' race
BEYGONE!! Make way for giants!!
For no rhymester dares gainsay
Th' thunderous howl of MANGOMAN!!!
The wild celt at bay!
A bold Mancunian smoothie!
To well impress my bird
I slash into her smiling face
Whil'st dogging off a turd!
Schoolvegetable people
Take advice from me.
Eat yer Greens! Don't wet th' bed!
Yer words aren't worth a pee!
W. B. Yeats. ' An Undiscovered Fragment '. 1927.
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Begorrah!
Written by Talisker (1300 comments posted) 18th September 2006 |
"Two towering tits from Tongham gaol"
"Butt head brain dead Bolton bint"
GENIUS!
If you decide to be a poet - the rest of us can retire to the coast!
Oli.
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Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 18th September 2006 |
A fitting tribute to the madness of recent days. What a bunch of loons.
A bold Mancunian smoothie!
To well impress my bird
I slash into her smiling face
Whil'st dogging off a turd!
What manners! A smoothie indeed 
Elli |
Bit o' fun..
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 18th September 2006 |
Thanks Talisker.. Bit o' fun.
Keep gardinen' Lovely Boy!
Shovel side shite up...!! Swift off th' sod an' straight in th' face....
Slan! |
Written by Phil (6388 comments posted) 18th September 2006 |
Loved Elli's favourite verse. What an image. I'll just go and wash my hands!
Bit o' fun indeed.
All the best,
Phil. |
Different League
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 18th September 2006 |
Smashing, super, great. You've obviously met a few Lancashire lasses then?
Wonderful bit of humour, and you're right, this has been the best crack for sometime. If only Mango would stir and make another appearance, it would make the millenium worthwhile.
Givitsum
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You old intellectual...!
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 19th September 2006 |
Thanks Elli.
I only just noticed your spot of perspicacity. Yes. Fine lines aren't they. Of course the gobbit quoted was lifted from Milton, as I suppose you guessed. None of the others spotted it though. Thick bastards!! They still think he wrote Paradise lost and gogshyte like that. I'm lost on you people.
Slan! |
From Brian Sewell...
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 19th September 2006 |
Phil!! What can I say!!?? The Kenneth Tynan of Pig's Trotters Road! If my words about Bolton offended, that is because they were supposed to!! Lovely to see you taking it so well and slipping in a bit of banter of your own. You will go far, Phil! [Like Shaw or Rochdale].
Seriously, many thanks. If people took wind ups in the vein they were offered, the world would be a better place. Schoolvegetable and bangedupboothebattybonzobloke whoever or whatever they are have given us all a laugh.. My regards to you over on the dark side of the Moon. I'll sign off now. I see the pies have come. [ Put pleanty of mustard on. They've come on their own ].
Slan!! |
Hey Mango...Mango Italiano..
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 19th September 2006 |
Hello Chris.
What do I care!? My public love me!!
You are so right, though. Its not quite as good as Mango. If only he/she/it could be persuaded to return. Even for one last Hurrah....Do you have any influence with the divine creature? If so use it, man.
Thanks for the notice.
Slan! |
Hi Gerard
Written by jean.day (2196 comments posted) 19th September 2006 |
| What fun it has been over the last few days reading these poems and the reactions to them. |
Appreciated.
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 19th September 2006 |
Many thanks Jean. Good to see you keeping up with the ol' timers here. The trick of the tale is not to get exercised about it. Bolton indeed! They can't tell me a thing. I've been to Norwich!!
Now I must pop down Lansdowne Crescent soon and give Project X the once over.
Slan! |
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