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I Got Their Balls In A Jar
By Inmate47251
18 September 2006
Maybe I dun wrong, but put it in context. I believe the Lord will judge us, not some guy in a wig.

I been a wonderin

 
I dun my time

But the parole board

They think

I aint fit to be

Called a being

 
I’ll admit

 
I seen those guys

With wandering eyes

And when I finished

They was a limping

 
So who’s the crim?

The guy with the knife

Or the one with the curls he

Cut from girls?

 
I’ve shown no remorse

And  I’d do worse

But I got these bars

That tell me

 
I’m a bad man

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Banged up in Bolton!
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Yeah, Mate. You got my sympathy. Banged up in Bolton! They didn't ought to do that to rats!! I was in Bolton once. Full of paupers. black puddin's an' fat slags with thousands of scrikin' pan lids.! I couldn't wait to get back to one of the three houses I own down south and have a wash. I just felt dirty. Really dirty from bein' in Bolton. Its not right people get banged up in Bolton. Amnesty International ought to do somethin'.  
 
Keep smilin' and some day Bush an' Blair will have to shut that place down.
Oh God, he's at it again!
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 18th September 2006
Balls in a jar, eh? They'll be handy if you run out of pickled onions..... :p
Don't Worry...
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 18th September 2006
... LynB, balls are a delicacy up in Bolton. It's that scruffy, even the vacuum cleaners have mud flaps. I'm just glad I came from the right side of the pennines. I mean, they can't even get themselves a decent Ripper over there! 
 
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