Do you like eggs as much as me?
They remind of the time I fell out of a tree
You see what happened was with little Jimmy Jones
we ended up shattering our innocent bones

Now they call me Mr Glass like the guy in the movie
I really find movies ever so groovy

Trains are quite nice and curry with spice
Have you ever thought about holding the rice
I always choose naan with a small Tiger beer
My granny beileves she's turned into a queer.

I think she's wrong, just confused and deranged
her age makes it hard for not to feel she's estranged
She plays with herself when out in the park
but flying a kite it IS rather a lark.