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Shocking!
By MikeMorris
24 September 2006
 

Dave saw Alan through the conservatory windows before he heard the tap on the glass.

“Here you are, Dave, thanks very much.” Alan had wrapped the lead of the lawn mower round its two retaining lugs. The plug was neatly tucked in.

“It’s a pleasure ,mate. Did it give a good cut? I heard you of course but I can’t see with that fence.” The fence still rankled a bit. It had put  Dave’s border roses in perpetual shade, the way the sun fell, or rather, no longer fell, on that part of his garden.

“Oh yes, fine. I still prefer the old Tiger myself but until I can get the new blades from Qualcast…” The sentence trailed off.

“There’s just one thing though, Dave. I’ve shortened the lead a bit. Just a tad, you’ll hardly notice.”

“Have you? I wouldn't have known."
           “Yes, well, as I said, it’s not much.”

“Was it getting frayed, then?” I’ve not used it myself this year. I get young Tom from number 23 to do it when he comes round to wash the car for the Cub’s Fund. He doesn’t do it perfectly but it’s not a bad job, usually.”

“No, it wasn’t frayed. I’m afraid Lady bit through it.” Lady was Alan’s Jack Russell.

“She was in the garden when I was working and when I pulled the lead, she thought it was a game. She snapped at it, caught it properly and bit straight through it.”

“Good Lord, Alan, you don’t mean….?”

Alan nodded his head. “Yes, quite dead.”

“Heavens Above, man! That’s awful!”

“It wouldn’t have been so bad except that Mrs. Moores, Joan’s mother, was holding her at the time.”

“Oh,no! And…?”

“Yes…She had a weak heart, you see, poor old lady.” He shuffled awkwardly.  “I blame myself. I should have borrowed your circuit breaker.”  

 “Yes, take it as well next time”  

Reviews

Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 23rd September 2006
Laugh? I did. A superb exercise in bathos. 
 
Didn't even see it coming. 
 
All the best, 
 
Phil.

Written by MikeMorris (106 comments posted) 23rd September 2006
Thanks very much Phil. 
I hope no one was offended.Mike

Written by DieReklamation (9 comments posted) 23rd September 2006
That gave me a good chuckle. Awesome story. :grin

Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 23rd September 2006
Amusing read, Mike.
coup de grass...
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 24th September 2006
Nice underplayed little story Mike..gives me an idea for the mother-in-law. Well done. 
 
happy writing 
woody

Written by coosh (844 comments posted) 25th September 2006
Same reaction as per "Annie Brown". Do you share these stories over a nippie sweetie after a funeral wake?

Written by MikeMorris (106 comments posted) 25th September 2006
Thanks again to DieReklamation,Ged, Woody and coosh 
Coosh, I'm very sorry but I'm ignorant of "Nippy Sweetie". Is it like snuff? 
Mike

Written by coosh (844 comments posted) 25th September 2006
Haha! Give us the uncensored version of "The Great Cracko" (assumin' it's a brothel story) an' I'll tell yer!

Written by amethyst (4 comments posted) 12th January 2007
A well written tale. I felt sorry for the dog, then a good laugh at the ending. Shame about the mother in law. 
:grin

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