Mr Rolly-Polly was a very greedy bloke,
always eating fish'n'chips and drinking lots of coke.
He couldn't pass a burger bar or a hot-dog stand,
and every night at nine o'clock he'd visit Pizzaland.

One day while having breakfast, full English, served with chips,
something strange did happen, he couldn't part his lips.
He tried to force them open but they were truly bound
and when he tried to shout for help he couldn't make a sound.

Poor old Rolly-Polly, now in a state of shock,
couldn't think of anything to make his lips unlock.
Then at last he realised his mothers words were true,
"The grease from all that fast food would turn to super glue." 

After many hours of bathing and pampering his lips,
he finally prised a finger in between his lips.
Now the trauma's over and his lips are set apart,
a happy Rolly-Polly vowed to make a brand new start.

Now Mr Rolly-Polly's a very healthy bloke,
he wont  eat any fish'n'chips or drink giant coke.
He walks past all the burger bars and every hot-dog stand,
and there's no more nightly visits to a place called Pizzaland.