bacteria, my funky little friend
 though mostly my enemy
 though I cannot see you
 I know you're trying to flee

 enterobacter is trying to get to my bowels
 and salmonella into my gut
 and here comes dodgy staphyoloccus
 he's the worst of the lot

 be wary of their colours
 some make a pretty pink glow
 do not be tempted to touch them
 or in your system they'll grow

 these buggars have no remorse
 they'll mulitpy and fester
 for some turn to worms, that grow in your bum
 and make you dance round like a jester