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Rock of Aged
By cynicsid
07 October 2006
With apologies to Chuck Berry, performance a la Jerry lee Lewis.

Taken from "Cynic Sid live (well as near as he can manage)"

Little Granny
 

I got lumps in my truss when I saw her coming down the aisle.
 

I gave a palsied shake when she looked at me and gave a smile
 

There she is again standing over by her Zimmer frame.
 

Looking like a model from “Crinklies on the Game”
 

She’s too cute to be a minute over seventy.
 

 

 

Meanwhile I was thinking
 

She’s in the mood no need to break it
 

I gotta chance I ought to take it
 

Now if she’ll dance we’ll make it
 

Come here Granny let’s shake it
 

Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

Go, Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

 

There she is again standing over by her Zimmer frame.
 

Looking like a model from “Crinklies on the Game”
 

She’s too cute to be a minute over seventy.
 

Meanwhile I was still thinking
 

If it’s a slow song we’ll get it.
 

If it’s a rocker well forget it.
 

If it’s good I’ll admit it.
 

Come on Granny let’s get with it.
 

 

Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

Go, Go, Go, Go Little Granny.
 

 

Fade out ending, intensive care, oxygen therapy, another good night out. I’m going next week for certain.
 

 

Reviews

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3362 comments posted) 8th October 2006
Nice one siddie, I'm sure there is more mileage in this as other ageing rockers get in on the act. I hear the Rolling Stones are re-doing Gimme shelter-ed housing" 
cheers 
BBS
Hi Bubbles
Written by cynicsid (177 comments posted) 8th October 2006
Ta, love the Running Sores quote, 
 
Siddie
Yo Gran!
Written by woody44 (775 comments posted) 9th October 2006
Like it Siddie. My gran would be up with the best of them after one sniff of her urine bottle... 
 
happy writing 
Woody
Ta Woody
Written by cynicsid (177 comments posted) 9th October 2006
The Derby and Joan Club is the last place for me to be a Boy. Bag of Humbugs, tube of denture fixative and I never miss! 
 
Platy your cards right and you also fiddle a carer's allowance, 
 
Siddie.
Hi Woody
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 9th October 2006
I think the half-wit meant to say: - 
 
"last place WHERE I CAN BE a TOY Boy." 
 
"PLAY your cards right " 
 
Helpfull BRN
nicE out..I SAY IT`S NICE OUT!
Written by woody44 (775 comments posted) 10th October 2006
It comes to us all with the grey temples Brian..Go and make him a cocoa and a chocolate biscuit... 
 
woody
Hello Woody
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 13th October 2006
Fancy Siddie missing your review. He's spending too much time in bad company on "Non Fiction" 
 
BRN 
 
PP Pretty Boy Siddie

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