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Muslim refuses taxi ride
By Snodlander
07 October 2006
A couple of days ago I was asked my views on the ethics of Muslim cab drivers at an American airport refusing to transport passengers with alcohol.  This afternoon a local paper hoarding screamed 'Muslim cab refuses to carry guide dog' because the dog is 'unclean'.

PS I'm not obsessed with Muslims, honest.  It just seems that the media at large is this week.

Yesterday a Muslim refused to enter a cab because the driver had a dog in the front seat.  Islam sees dogs as 'unclean' animals.  Peter Smith, 36 years old, who has driven a cab in Maidstone for the last 12 years says that he takes Rex, a golden labrador, 4 years old, everywhere with him.

"How can anyone call Rex unclean?" he asked the Hate Mail.  "He's always licking himself.  He's got cleaner equipment than I have.  This is England, for crying out loud.  We are a nation of dog lovers.  Anyway, Rex helps me out on the road."

When Ahmed Kahn was asked why he hated dogs so much, he denied the allegation, though he did admit refusing to enter the cab he had ordered.

"It's a guide dog!  The driver cannot see!  The dog barks when he's going to crash.  Are you crazy?"

When it was put to Mr Kahn that if he was to live in this country he should conform to its laws, Mr Kahn became aggitated and started shouting "He's blind!  He shouldn't be on the road.  What sort of crazy man would get into a blind man's cab?"

When asked if he would get into a cab that had a black dog in it, Mr Kahn denied that this was a question of discrimination based on colour.  "The driver is blind!  What has colour got to do with it?  I just don't want to be killed in a car crash with a crazy man."

Local politicians have appealed for calm, whilst condemning Mr Kahn's bigotry against dogs and the visually impaired.

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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3369 comments posted) 7th October 2006
Fabulous bit of nonsense here, cleverly sending up both sides. I laughed out loud at this. 
But if you think that blind taxi drivers are a rarity,just try walking down Mansfield road here in Nottingham at night 
cheers 
BBS
What do you mean..it doesn`t feel right.
Written by woody44 (775 comments posted) 8th October 2006
...I would have gone with the taxi driver..I`ve been trying to get rid of some old Italian lire for ages...Smashing send up Snody. I wore a wry smile as I read it. THE WORLD HAS GONE TRULY MAD....well done. 
 
ps And what are you doing out at night in Nottingham Jane? 
 
 
happy writing 
Woody

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3369 comments posted) 8th October 2006
A girl has to earn a living woody. 
BBS (AKA Busty Brenda)

Written by Phil (6738 comments posted) 8th October 2006
Enjoyed this a lot. Made me laugh. (Liked 'Hate Mail.') 
 
All the best, 
 
Phil.
You couldn't make it up .......
Written by Bagheera (683 comments posted) 8th October 2006
... unfortunately, the following is a true story from last Thursday. 
On her way home from school my 12-year-old daughter was accosted by a group of the local low-life who STOLE her crucifix (not valuable, but that's beside the point) and then SNAPPED her rosary beads and RIPPED UP her prayer book (they had had a special Mass in school that day - she doesn't normally carry all the above with her!). 
 
Should I have reported this to the police as religiously motivated? And would they have been any more inclined to visit the (known and named) toerags? I think not!!!
Smashing!
Written by Talisker (1326 comments posted) 9th October 2006
It is the duty of humour to tread (drive) where other vehicles fear to.  
 
This is fine satire. What this part of the site is all about! 
 
Well done Snodders! 
 
Oli.

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