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Written by Phil (6683 comments posted) 8th October 2006 |
I'll bet the idle buggers in the castle still got theirs emptied - and I don't suppose they pay council tax either.
Funny piece, especially ASBOs and yellow lines.
All the best,
Phil. |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
Ha,you think you jest,woody but south of the river.We're awash with bloody bins,resulting a fortnightly collection and a charge for anything extra.
I want to laugh at this but as there are plans for an incinerator at Stoke Bardolph I can only raise a grimace of recognition.
Funny and current, well done
cheers
BBS
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Reactionary!
Written by cynicsid (177 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
As a spokesperson for the Socialist Soviet Republic of Camden I would clearly state that we would like loads of big lorries going round collecting sorted refuse.
Brown Bin-Biodegradable wastes but not Green Wastes.
Green Bin-For Green wastes, grass clippings, hedge cuttings and similar items.
Orange Bin -Thermal plastics
Red Bin-Thermo Setting Plastics
Black Bin-Paper Waste
Grey Bin- Cardboard Waste
White Bin-Clear Glass
Purple Bin-Coloured Glass.
Puce Bin-Non ferrous metal wastes.
Yellow Bin-Ferrous Metals.
All other items may only be removed from a domestic premise by suitably Licensed Waste Carriers.
CAMDEN in parntership with Friends of the Earth and Bins R Us Ltd.
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If a job is worth it..it`s worth a jobsw
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
We really must stop knocking the Royals Phil - you know as well as I what a super job they do....thanks.
Thanks Jane. Sorry to hear I touched a raw nerve re the old incinerator at Stoke Bardolph. Haven`t they got some sort of stinking edifice there already? Or is that the gents urinals...
Good evening Siddie. Madness! We have so many bins now I have to park my car at my mothers..five miles away...
thank you all
Woody |
Hahahaha...
Written by Talisker (1326 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
Great craic Woody. We have three huge wheelie bins per howf here viz:
Grey - for festering flesh, murder victims, dog poo & nappies. Emptied every fortnight - less in hot weather.
Blue - recyclables - emptied once a month necessitating the "bin dance" where you must get in and "tread the trash", french grape style.
Brown - for rotting vegetation, tattie peelings, orange peel and rats.
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Run up the flag...
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
Thanks Tali - who in this great country of ours hasn`t been touched by the great bin madness...I forthwith start a new nationwide campaign `Trash our Bins`
cheers
woody |
Another trashcan wanted...
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 9th October 2006 |
Well done Woody. Apposite as always. Nice piece of business.
To the plethora of suggestions I would also add a bin for degradable written rubbish. I know not what colour; but I fear it may have to be emptied rather frequently.
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Lifting the lid....
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 10th October 2006 |
Thank you as always Gerard. Yes I fear if your suggested bin found its way onto our property it too would need a liberal amount of emptying. Frustrating business isn`t it, this writing lark...
happy writing
Woody |
Written by coosh (854 comments posted) 10th October 2006 |
Excellent, Woody. Left me smiling insanely on the verge of a rant. We get to sort out the glass and the tins, they whack up the council tax, so we end up paying for the privilege of doing their job for them.... and another thing... blah, blah, blah...
Thought the penalty would be more "stick to the rules, mate, or we'll build a road through your house."
Don't get me started... oh, you already have... |
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 10th October 2006 |
Thanks David? One of those subjects that seems to get everybody hot under the dustbin lid...I think I`ll go and live with my eldest daughter down in Devon..they`ve still got plastic sacks...all black!
happy writing
Woody |
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