Life,an excel workbook.

An excel sheet to many is a tool that helps manage their daily work ,be it providing accounting figures, tonnage reports or even a little soccer team. It can even go so far as be a platform for many office games that are known to pass a lot of those extra overtime hours.
However, little do people know how similar an excel sheet can be to life.
Note: If you find this to be too low brow thinking for you esteemed intellect, then please exit the application immediately, otherwise scroll down.

Rows & Columns:
How much we accomplish in our lifetimes is limited to the dreams and efforts put in. And of course how long we live!
In other words, we have nearly an endless amount of time on our hands to achieve those impossible dreams, and yet we chose to restrain ourselves from utilizing all the time we have been given and spend it worrying about the past or tomorrow. This in itself could be the 65,536 rows or the 256 columns an excel sheet provides us. Is this limited? Yes it is! But how many could actually say that all those 1, 67, 77,216 cells are used in what business guru’s today define as “productive ways”.
Can’t think of anybody having the data nor the manpower or the expertise to actually utilize all those rows & columns. That does not however mean that cells don’t exist.
It’s just that the common man does not use it. Then again there are those who invest the time, patience and intellect in fully utilizing those cells, those who chose to achieve something seemingly impossible given every stepping stone they can.
Not many would agree with this blatant comparison between the number of cells in an excel sheet and the years in a human being’s life, but it is an objective view.
These people are free to exit the application at any time.

Sorting:
Moving on, an excel sheet provides users the ability to sort a number of values depending on the users requirement. This is usually done to organize large chunks of data in what would seem appropriate to the end user. Do I dare say that we have large chunks of events taking place in our day-to-day life? Events that directly or indirectly impact our surroundings and ultimately our behaviour. We chose to sort these events based on their importance. However do keep in mind that ‘sorting’ is left entirely on personal decisions.
We might chose to sort the following in descending order meaning we classify the highest value as the most important and then move on to less important events.
-Personal Work, Party, Office Work, Friends, Family-
Might not seem like the most ideal sorting, but I do ‘personally’ believe that my personal work comes first followed by a bit of partying and so forth. Self-centered, maybe but I am only associating not trying to preach a perfect life.
At this point of time please remember to save the file.

If by now you cannot see the similarities between the two please by all means go ahead and delete the above from your hard disks and yes, you may quit the application.
But I should say quitting so soon does imply lack of character. Not judging just commenting.
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