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| Scouse Rows | |
| By Talisker | ||||||||
| 19 October 2006 | ||||||||
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I been a bit of a divvy, Creepin’ Jesus! I taut she wes a cracker, Not too foul like, Even doh she’d only one pin. Burr she’s a greedy mare! Wait ‘til ma brief gets ‘old of ‘er doh, She won’t get dem greedy mits on me lolly, Ah wooden giverra fright if I wuz a ghost! Anner wooden lennur arf a bar till she gitzur dollypeg back! So ah gets a bit gozzified times, ok so I godder tirst, An’ ah smokes a bit. Ok, so ahd suck der sweat from a docker’s armpit, An’ a smokes lots. Burr usually ah ony gizzin ferra smell uv der barmaids apron, Den its “Paul sing dis, an Paul sing dat” Next ting, ahm at it again, ‘alf soaked on der lotion, ‘Ed fuller snow, time ter go. Taxi fer Macca! Sos wad? Ammer rockstah! Hedder! Hedder! Wares me scran, yer lazy mare! Ey! Lady de Blobswitch, gerruz me tea! Ah cud eat a sweaty ‘orse between two pissy mattresses! Wuddya mean no? Yer berra lissen scone ‘ead, If yiz doan make me tea, I’ll cut off yer gob and throw it in yer face! Purra zipper on it!, ah told yer, yev a gob like der Mersey Tunnel! An’ an ‘ead a s bigaz Birken’ead to match! Right! Av addernuff! Take dat, an dat, an dat! An yiz can stop dat breast feedin’ an all! Doze Mae Wests is mine, I paid ferrum! Yer cracked cow! Ah soddis ferrar laff, ‘am away ter sleep in der bath again! Mulligan’s tyre, oh piss rollin’ in from der…hic! Oli (19/10/06)
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