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| Father Fred | |
| By cynicsid | ||||||||||||
| 29 October 2006 | ||||||||||||
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Come behind the scenes with the Pros and see how your Fav sit-com comes about. “Right cast, we’ll do a walk through. Father Mick get in the wheel chair, try to remember your lines, you know, “Feck Orse, Feck Orse. Now Father Poodle, you walk in, Father Mick throw the empty beer crate. Father Poodle, Duck down, stand up, shout out, “Missed again”, step back and trip over the crate like you always do. Brilliant, now pick up the TV remote, go over to the mirror, keep pressing the buttons and look puzzled. Now Father Fred you come in, look at Father Mick say Morning Father Mick then duck and bob up in time to be hit by the second crate Father Mick throws, step back and trip over the first crate. Father Mick remember to throw the crate after Father Fred’s ducked down. Now Father Fred go over to Father Poodle and ask him what he’s doing. Do the usual “It’s not a telly routine”, I want it to be natural.” Mrs Luvlly-Gel will come in carrying a tray of tea and all day breakfasts. Go over to Father Mick and say Breakfast Father. Father Mick you will then knock the tray up into the air. But please remember your lines, that ‘s “Feck Orse” Mrs Luvvly-Gel you turn to Father Fred and say “Father Mick’s in a good mood” Father Fred you say “What makes you say that Mrs Luvvly-Gel Then Mrs Luvvly-Gel says, He never hit me with the tray.” Father Poodle you are now stood pointing the remote control at a loaf of bread. The Doorbell rings, Father Fred answers it, a Nun enters, walks across to Father Mick. Now Father Mick smile and beckon her forward, wait till she’s bent over you, then leap up and send her sprawling to the ground. Get on top of her Mrs Luvvly Gel comes in with a new tray of breakfast and trips over the pair of them. Father Fred you try to catch Mrs Luvvly-Gel but merely fall with her in your arms, onto the pile. Father Poodle walks backwards staring at the loaf of bread and trips onto the seething mass of bodies. At that very moment through the open door in walks the Bishop of Burnham. He looks open mouthed at the mele, throws off his Cloak and Mitre and Jumps on top. Finally and I’ll do his walk-through, through the open door walks a very famous elderly Comic Actor. He removes his cap, scratches his head and says, “I don’t believe it!” Starting places everybody.
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