The World is to be a much better place very soon, thanks to a group of Wrexham's cleverest people forming a think tank, and formulating solutions to fix all the problems currently affecting the World today. The Wales - based groups' spokesman Tyff Davies gave the gathered press an insight into just a few of the strategies generated.

"Well see the first and probably most important task is to solve Global Warming isn't it? What we're gonna do see is cut emmisions, get more people to use electric cars, drastically cut polution, and get someone to invent summat that can filter cows flatulalance, isn't it? Secondly, right, we'll fix Africa. The way forward is to give more aid, educate the African peoples, eliminate starvation and HIV and improve their economies. And finally, this terrorism thing has to go doesn't it? After much deliberation, we have decided the best way forward is to wipe all terrorists off the face of the earth."

Sadly for the assembled media, Mr. Davies lacked the time to elaborate further on specific details of how the Ozone and Africa plans were to be implemented. He did however, shed a little light on the terrorism issue, stating that the first phase of their blueprint for global enhancement would involve convincing the Chinese that Arabs taste like chicken.