I'll never forget what's her name
who comes from...... let me think,
she always wore a summer dress
of yellow or was it pink......... hmmm

Her sister's name was Mary
or maybe it was Ann,
and drove a Rover motor car,
no, I think it was a van.

Oh why can't I remember
my minds all in a whirl,
I'm stood at the urinals
and now realise.............. " I'M A GIRL"