The Queen, currently on incapacity benefit for a bad back, is to be questioned by the DSS after apparently being filmed by one of their undercover inspectors changing a tyre on her Land Rover in Windsor Park. The film appears to show a lady wearing a headscarf and green wellingtons, stamping down hard on a wheel brace in an effort to loosen a wing nut of the vehicles front wheel. 
     The DSS state that the film was shot at some distance from the incident and they cannot, at this stage, say categorically the figure was indeed that of her Majesty, although a corgi can clearly be seen cocking its leg and pissing all over the Land Rover`s rear bumper...