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| Police Force 5000 | |
| By sasquatch | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 07 November 2006 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Once when mother was away I found a way into the garden and spoke over the fence to the girl next door. She was such a sweet pretty thing, ill never forget her face. I'll also never forget the look on mothers face when she caught us. Her retribution was swift and inventive. Two men sit opposite a bank, waiting. Watching and waiting. They are special undercover police force operatives and have received information that the bank is about to be robbed. Each officer has served over 15 years in the city police force and is highly respected. The gang who are likely to make the robbery attempt are one of the most dangerous and notorious of modern times. Preventing this crime and apprehending members of this gang would undoubtedly elevate each mans career significantly; The prospect of chief of police or even commissioner is not improbable for either of them. As the gang arrive in a blackened out old Nissan sunny the officer on the right grabs his gun and reaches for the radio to inform all surrounding forces to be ready to make their move on his command. Unfortunately the officer on the left does the same thing at the same time and their hands meet in unison on the radio handset. They look into each others eyes and before they know it years of pent up frustration and emotion bursts out and they make passionate love there and then. This prevents the gang from being apprehended and the robbery is successful. Four people are killed and 12 million dollars worth of gold is stolen. The shame and sacking would have been enough, but this is Taliban era Kabul where Sharia law is brutally enforced and homosexual acts are considered heinous in the eyes of God. The men are tied to a post in a public arena and their genitalia removed by traditional means (glazed in honey and fed to a horse). Years later it transpired that the whole thing had been an ingenious yet deeply subtle plot by the gangs leader - Shabrul Al Ahmed - where through an intricate web of influence, timing and the use of Barry White records wirelessly broadcast to the mens car stereo, he had caused them to fall in love without them even knowing it. Allahu Akbar
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