Today in Shropshire a local man became confused and agitated when our camera crew entered his house for no apparent reason.
The man, whom for legal reasons we will refer to as Jeffery Crawford, was asleep in his arm chair when our crew of 3 camera technicians, a journalist and a sound engineer forcefully entered his home and started questioning him on current affairs.
When asked on his position on the current US administration Mr Crawford was quoted as saying 'what the hell is happening? who are you people? help, help, get away from me'
When further pressed his mood became even less amiable and he threatened to resort to an act of violence should we not leave his premises. Mr Crawford was heard to respond: 'if you don't get the f ck out of my house ill break your f cking nose you bunch of c nts'.
Fortunately a neighbour from an adjourning street was more helpful and they too expressed concern about Mr Crawford and his political intentions;
A Mrs Hilda Maybury was quoted as saying 'what ever do you mean? he's a decent bloke, barely ever left the village. What's all this about?'
Speculation regarding Mr Crawford continues but join us for a Trevor Macdonald Tonight special at 8.00 o'clock this evening as we attempt to uncover the truth.
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Yes yes yes!
Written by Talisker (1326 comments posted) 7th November 2006 |
Obviously an enemy of the state! I read that he also refused to have CCTV cameras in all of his rooms. Very suspicious!
Excellent!
Oli |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 7th November 2006 |
Where have you been till now, then? Up to no good I'll be bound. I've long suspected Shropshire of being a hotbed of discontent.
Good to see you back it's nice to see your particular brand of surreal nonsense and satirical comment.
Don't overdo it now
cheers
BBS |
Written by sasquatch (125 comments posted) 7th November 2006 |
Thanks Oli, strangely the body cavaity search didnt reveal anything either.
Hope I stayed within the boundries of the format!
Hi BBS. I've been up to my usual blend of japery and jiggery/pokery. Should have some more time on my hands now to join in the fun. |
Written by Phil (6683 comments posted) 7th November 2006 |
Enjoyed it. What's wrong with the 'U' key on your computer?
Do people actually have political views any more?
Phil. |
Tosser
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 7th November 2006 |
Dogs Bollocks mate, straight from your top drawer.
Sorry for less than articulate review, still pissed from last nights mammoth session.
Cheers
The G-Man |
Written by sasquatch (125 comments posted) 8th November 2006 |
Thanks Phil. I once met a man with political opinions, but he was savagley beaten to death shortly afterwards by a drunken rabble of which i played no part (though am terminally aquainted).
I purposfully ommited the U's as I didnt want to offend anyone with the full spelling of words such as 'fuck', and indeed 'cunt'.
Givitsum old buddy. Many thanks, and a semi-pissed review is the best kind as far as im concenred.
'Qatch |
Country life...
Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 8th November 2006 |
Lovely stuff Qatch. I believe Mr Crawford is currently being questioned about a pair of wellingtons and several traumatised-looking sheep...
happy writing
Woody |
On the nail....
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 8th November 2006 |
Super Sasq.
My compliments to you.
Slan! |
Written by sasquatch (125 comments posted) 10th November 2006 |
Thanks Woody and Gerard, appreciate it.
Mr Wilkenson sends his regards by the way. Well i say that, he barfed up a particulalry large hairball last night, and i took it thusly.
cheers |
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