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By Talisker
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07 November 2006 |
Borat, Barot - same difference, no? LONDON: MONDAY] Fake Kazakhstani journalist, Borat Sagdiyev has been arrested by the metropolitan police under anti-terrorist legislation.
We understand that Borat, present alter-ego of British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, has been identified by security forces as a “prime mover” in the Al-Qaeda organisation. We also believe that Cohen is due to appear at Bow Street magistrates court on Monday.
Security spokesman Ivor Biggun gave a short statement to the gathered press at Scotland Yard:
“It appears that Mr. Cohen, alias Borat, alias Ali G, has been operating under a very effective double or even treble bluff. On searching his Chelsea residence, we uncovered plans for a “spectacular” in London, perhaps at the Albert Hall whilst packed with people. We also found “sketches” involving the training of Tower of London ravens to carry high explosives, and robotic corgi dogs which were to be used for attacks on Buckingham Palace. After the sentencing of his cohort Dhiren Barot, this further triumph for British Security services underlines our determination to behead the vile serpent of international terrorism. We would say to Mr. Cohen, who’s laughing now?”
Source: ROTTERS |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3445 comments posted) 8th November 2006 | Just heard on the moring news about the other Barot being jailed for being a "professional terrorist" Now I get it.
clever piece,(perhaps you should have explained this in the preamble)
cheers
BBS |
Written by Phil (6836 comments posted) 8th November 2006 | Yes, me too. I think I'm getting slower by the day.
Enjoyed it anyway.
All the best,
Phil. |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 8th November 2006 | Read the clue, read the piece, didn't really get it so I moved on. Came back, read BBS's review, read the piece again, still missed the plot. Third time lucky and I'm finally with you, I think I really need to get more sleep!
Found this very amusing once I finally twigged 
Elli | By way of explanation...
Written by Talisker (1328 comments posted) 8th November 2006 | This Walter Mitty cad Barot was jailed t'other day (40 years minimum!!!) for alegedly plotting to destroy London. What struck my fevered mind was the juxtaposition, similar name, anagrammatical Borat/Barot.
The rest is just padding.
Oli
P.S. What next? 40 days for conspiracy to commit a parking offence.
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Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 9th November 2006 | There really is an American (not sure of his name) of Jewish background (his parents, I believe, were reformed, not Orthodox), who is now a fundamentalist Muslim and gung-ho Palestinian activitist.
He still speaks with a Brookyln accent, which is rather charming. | Clever
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 9th November 2006 | I must admit to being unsure what this was about until reading the REAL news. Good stuff, off the cuff and on the button.
Cheers
Givitsum |
Written by sasquatch (125 comments posted) 10th November 2006 | I saw the film the other night and wouldnt be suprised if he was arrsested.
Has you seen the bit when they stay in the B&B and realise its run by jews. classic.
Good stuff!
Sasquatch |
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