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Watch it .
By patterjack
11 November 2006
Watch it

Having , for the umpteenth time , today misplaced such objects as my glasses , the coffee cup that I was sure I had put near the computer but which for some reason had found its way into the second bedroom , I was constrained to think back on other things lost in the past .

I am quite a careful , and in some ways well organised sort of person but one possession I have had bad luck with has been my watch . I have managed to lose , by one means or other , three good Seiko chronographs .

When I took my sabbatical in 1979 I decided it was time that I had a reliable watch that was more practical than the sexy thing which was the name which my students insisted on giving , for a reason completely incomprehensible to me ,to the small gold fob watch that I would place on the lectern to time the lecture session . I therefore in the duty free shop bought the first of my chronographs , and spent the early hours of the flight learning to set time , alarm and so on . I immediately set it to London time , and got myself used to that while still on the plane , which did help allay the effects of jet lag when we arrived.

That watch did its job admirably all over Great Britain , Europe and Greece . Since we travelled from city to city in Britain by train most of the time , its quiet twenty seconds of beeping woke us in time to get to stations , sometimes at the oddest of hours . It was really invaluable.

It stayed with me for a time in Sydney on our return and was the easy means to wake me without disturbing the wife , whenever I had to rise early to catch bus and train for the long trip to Dondingalong .

It was there at Dondingalong that I lost it . One day , as I walked down to the dam to check something or other , I was distracted by the desire to clear a patch of lantana . For some odd reason I took the watch off , and put it in the pocket of my shorts . I am still fairly sure of the route I then took after pulling the lantana , up to the fence at Leo's block , through that to have a look at his dam , back to the intermittent creek below our own dam , and somewhere around there I discovered the watch was missing . I retraced my steps , but to no avail.

I did not despair , as the watch was set to sound its alarm at six twenty a.m. For the next few days I rose earlier than that , walked part of the route I had taken , then waited in the fairly silent bush in the hope of hearing it go off. Each day I extended the distance before I stopped and listened , but alas , I never managed to catch a sound .

No doubt someone will find it one day and perhaps until then it may startle the odd kangaroo.

I replaced it with the same style of watch , and this one saved my life .

It was as Tanilba Bay , when I decided to take my twelve foot aluminium boat , my tinny , out for an early morning fishing jaunt. Round the point to the oyster racks I drove , and set about anchoring parallel with them , in hopes of catching some large bream. To stay parallel to the racks I wanted to double anchor , bow and stern , so I dropped the front mud anchor and then went back to the outboard to put it in reverse before dropping the back anchor . I picked up the anchor but then as I turned my feet slipped in the bottom of the boat . Losing balance , I went overboard .

That was not so bad , as the oyster racks are set in shallow water not quite up to my shoulders at that tide . What was bad was that I had bumped the throttle , and the boat took off in a wide series of circles tethered by the front anchor . It swung round and headed back towards me so not wishing to be wrapped in the line I fended it away , though I received a solid bump at that time and also when it went round again.

I was lucky . The nylon anchor line wrapped itself round the prop shaft and the propeller itself choking the motor . I dragged myself aboard , took out the Swiss army knife and cut free the prop , so that fortunately I was able to restart the motor and , shaken , drive home .

It was only then that I realised that the watch had gone . The prop had struck my wrist and severed the metal watchband . Had I not been wearing it , my wrist would have been sliced open and I could easily have bled to death.

But somewhere round there in the bay there may yet be a chronograph with an alarm startling the crabs by the rack .

As an aftermath I discovered , after wearing them for a couple of days , that my sunglasses had popped their lenses as I pulled up out of the water into the boat . I had wondered why the glare did not seem to diminish when I put them on but never thought to look at the lenses !

So I again bought a new chronograph . This one was stolen , together with a lovely green jade pig that Vanessa had given me , by a couple of tradesmen who were doing some work in the Coogee unit . I didn't know either object was gone till far too late to bother with the police . The watch did not matter but I regret the loss of the pig.

So I am now on my fourth Seiko , but I also have a cheaper model now , given to me as a gift -- just in case I ever need a backup .

Reviews

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 11th November 2006
I've always maintained that inanimate objects have their own secret lives. It is the only theory that explains why so many of them stray and end up lost. I completely discount the idea that I am forgetful or careless. Pens, keys and bus passes are the worst, and wallets are a close second. 
 
How interesting that your watch saved your life! I don't think any of mine would even dream of doing such a thing.  
 
I like the idea of the watch lost in the patch of lantana -- how you listened for it but could not hear it. Probably partying and having a blast with its new friends. . . 
 
 
Watch-it
Written by Josie (2825 comments posted) 11th November 2006
This was only a simple subject, and yet how interesting you have made it for we readers. Such an interesting story. I often think that if simple things could talk, what interesting stories they would have. For example - a coin on its travels from one owner to the next, and the conversations etc it heard on the way round. But the thing which has an interesting story in our house is my very old camera, which, though old, takes excellent photographs (and I'm not an expert photographer). It has been round the world more than once (and not with me, but it came to Australia with me). It has been lost and found many times, and always returns, like the prodigal son, smiling. Well done Brian, I did enjoy this. Thanks

Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 11th November 2006
I can empathise with you on this one Brian, I've lost and damaged so many watches that I've had to stop buying them and go watchless. It's an expensive hobby! A really interesting read. 
 
Cheers 
 
Elli

Written by Talisker (1328 comments posted) 11th November 2006
I am a watch lover, I don't think I've ever lost one though. I collect them, if I was an octopus, I'd still have one for every wrist - small objects of desire. I've had a few Seikos, bloody good watches for the money. My pride and joy is an Omega Seamaster Professional Titanium - I'm wearing it now - a swiss made thing of great beauty that cost as much as a car. 
 
Anyhow, I didn't know you were Rex Hunt in your spare time. I must read those Dongdingalong stories. I thought the place was made up! 
 
Oli :)

Written by JourneyAtNight (314 comments posted) 11th November 2006
Very nice, I really enjoyed reading this. 
 
Who knows what adventures you'll go through with watch number four! 
 
Take care. 
 
J.A.N :)
Funny
Written by Snodlander (507 comments posted) 11th November 2006
Both the missus and I laughed out loud at these tales. Wonderful understated stuff. 
 
My watches do not run away, but often commit suicide. I have theory similar to Witzl's. I do not believe that inanimate objects are in fact inanimate. Have you noticed that there are never enough paper clips? And that wardrobes fill with wire coathangers, though you never buy any? I believe that paper clips are larval forms of coat hangers, and nest in wardrobes when we're not watching.
Thanks all
Written by patterjack (1328 comments posted) 11th November 2006
I once read an SF story about the hatred of the inanimate for the animate - a lost collar button was the villain . 
 
Ah well , watches come , watches go -- and I have passed on my grandfather's gold watch to my son -- it looks impressive on his doctor desk , he tells me . (He's doctor ) 
 
Me , I'm just happy to keep ticking !  
 
patterjack

Written by Phil (6836 comments posted) 12th November 2006
Enjoyed this Brian. Like Elli, I've generally given up on watches as I always seem to manage to break mine. Also, when I'm not at work, I don't want reminding what time it is. 
 
All the best, 
 
Phil.

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