Only a bit of fun. Don't all plead for my release!
It was on a Sunday morning when I first spotted him.
He went running past in trainers, looking very slim.
Next day on Monday afternoon 'twas when we met again.
With an umbrella and a briefcase he was getting on the train.
Tuesday lunch-time he was there again in a trendy little bar,
But at two o’clock he quickly left and dashed off in his car.
Wednesday evening I went swimming, and guess who there I saw? –
He said “Well hello! It’s you again. I think we’ve met before.”
Thursday morning I went shopping, and also to the bank –
But at the local filling station, who was filling up his tank?
Friday morning in the library, he was standing in the queue.
When he saw me, as I entered, he said: “This really can’t be true!”
On Saturday the Police arrived: "You're coming to the nick.
Stalking men at your age? Don’t you think it’s rather sick?”
It may be a long time until you get another poem!
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lol
Written by wildworm (7 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
Actually it sounds more to me like He was stalking YOU... 
So keep one eye open
and watch behind your back
When strolling through the aisles
and in between the racks
For you never know who's watching
from a distance, out of site
Let's hope it's not intentional
or he'll be locked in jail tonight
-Eddy |
Ha Ha!
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| So very right! I loved your poems. It ought to be completed from the beginning and put on GW to follow mine! I'll watch out. Some men like older women. |
PS
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| This poem won't go unnoticed by T--------r - you bet! I meant "I loved your poem" wildworm - the one in your review, but I will now look at your other one too. I'll watch out for your posting about the stalker. |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
Did your mother never tell you not to stalk strange men? (Stick to the ones you know  ) Very droll Josie
Elli |
No
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| No, my mother didn't advise me at all about stalking men, strange or otherwise. ha ha (But when you come to look around - - - aren't there some very strange ones about?) |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| Maybe that was just me then... |
Elli -
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| There will be many on this website who will be surprised that I still do it! ha ha Most think I'm past all of this. (But you're never too old). I'm sure they'll see my name and be drawn to the subject, hoping to learn my dark secrets. |
Written by gutterkitty (362 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| Hehe very nice. I like the twist at the end. I would put a full stop at the end of the first sentence for an easier read- otherwise great |
Shame on you, Josie!
Written by Talisker (1309 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
So thats what you've been up to, you old she-devil!
Like I said before, many a fine tune is played on an old fiddle. Just make sure he doesn't break your strings!
Great fun stuff!
Oli  |
Talisker
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| Yes, i was waiting for your review. I knew you'd quickly spot this poem written by this person. ha ha. Yes, you are quite right! Many a tune played on an old fiddle - and I'll rub a bit more oil on my strings! |
Fantastic....
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
Josie... You CAN NOT... You CANNOT! YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!
Absolutlely super!
Mind I can't even contemplate what the gossip will be at Ilkley Parish Church next week. Remember Trollope's matchless, hilarious exchange between the Archdeacon and his wife subsequent to the death of the Bishop's wife, Mrs Proudie....
' Archdeacon... You are uncommon levitatious this morning! Could it be you have heard of the death of a Christian woman?
I am glad she is dead...... No..... No.... Wait! I am delighted!! .....I shall take every opportunity to speak ill of her.....! '
Funniest piece I have read for a while. My compliments to you!
Slan!
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Written by Phil (6435 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
Oil to Josie? Saucy.
Enjoyed.
Phil. |
Spelling!!!!
Written by Phil (6435 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| Sorry - too. |
Written by JourneyAtNight (307 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
Tee hee! Nice little piece of naughtiness Josie.
Liked it a lot, it made me giggle!
Best wishes,
JAN x |
Thank you all -
Written by Josie (2533 comments posted) 20th November 2006 |
| for your reviews, and I'm glad I lightened your day with some laughter. Keep laughing. |
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