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| By Phil | ||||||||||||||
| 20 November 2006 | ||||||||||||||
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Purile fun - I hope. I was bored and avoiding the work I should have been doing. If you're offended by ruderies, don't read. If you're offended by awful rhymes, don't read this either. Farting for a healthier Tomorrow He ate his greens, Just five a day To keep him fit and hale, But down below the waistline He was brewing up a gale. He cocked a cheek And then let rip. His arse was blown asunder, And now today, alas, alack. He’s buried six feet under.
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