THE DENTISTS

The scene is a Dentists Surgery. The Dentist is a very suave type of man. The Dentists nurse is a bit of a characature type of a woman.

A male patient is in the chair laying back

THE DENTIST:       (looking down the patients throat)

                             Ah yes Mr Smithers - I see where the problem is.

THE NURSE:             (looking goo goo eyed at the Dentist)

                           Do you want anything yet?

THE DENTIST:        (not looking up)

                            Yes, actually nurse I do. I'm feeling a little peckish. Can you just

                                     pop off and get me a couple of rolls while I sort this little problem

                                    out? (he is prodding patients mouth with instrument)

THE NURSE:             (trying to attract Dentists attention )

                           What fillings would you like?

                            (he ignores her and she mutters under her breath)

                            I don't know what fillings you want do I?

(SHE RETURNS TEN MINUTES LATER WITH TWO ROLLS

                            There you are!

THE DENTIST:          (looking at rolls)

                            What fillings?

THE NURSE:              (Straightfaced)

                             One - PLATINUM

                                       One - MERCURY

THE DENTIST:           (picks one up and takes a bite)

                             Hmm...delicious!

END