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Poetry
no pleasing some
By Witzl
26 November 2006





no pleasing some

 

here’s how it goes: 

you buy, cart home, prepare;

you put it on a plate – and serve

they look, they sniff

but they’re not having it,

wrinkle their noses, shake their heads.

-- you tip it in the bin.

 

okay, you say, i’ll figure out a way

to tempt that palate, make you eat

what i have got to give

you get a book,

you read,

you chop, you roast, you fry --

and serve it on a plate.

they look, they sniff

and leave it there untouched.

-- you tip it in the bin.

 

this time, you swear,

you’ll make those taste buds soar!

you’ll show them all

your expertise:

you get another book –

-- a better one --

go to a fancy store and buy;

you dice, you snip, you fricassee –

long story short?

--you tip it in the bin.

 

what can i do?

will they eat my own flesh?

shall i serve up my heart,

my liver on a china dish?

will they eat that?

what if they won’t?

should i get in the bin?

 

Reviews

Written by Talisker (1331 comments posted) 26th November 2006
Put me off my Sunday roast! My family always ate the pattern off the plate - so I can't really relate to this fussiness.  
 
Well written and amusing though as always!  
 
Just take them to McDonalds, or buy Campbells "Meat" Balls - "The Meat They're Sure to Eat" 
 
Oli :)
A captial poem!
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3559 comments posted) 26th November 2006
oops I'm still giggling at Talisker's reply. OK well I suppose only a poet would agonise over capitals. I'm afraid that sort of thing goes right over my head but I liked the content; very funny and made me smile. 
Short, sharp and funny ticks all the boxes for me with or without Capitals 
cheers 
J

Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 26th November 2006
You have my sympathies on this. I'm starting to get militant now, 'Eat it or make your own,' I say. My parents wouldn't have called that militant, just soft. Their line was, 'Eat it or starve.' We ate it. 
 
I wonder how all this food fussiness ties in with other 'youth' themes. Is it all part of the modern/post modern/post-post modern way of looking for something totally your own? I don't think a lot of kids are happy to 'make do' if they know there are other things that they want. In some ways I admire that. They should achieve more. Expectations in my family were low - so were my own. Now everyone wants to make it to the top. But is there room? 
 
Bloody hell. Fussy eaters to youth aspiration. 
 
Liked your poem. I normally like to see things properly punctuated, but as you wrote almost in note form, the unconventional setting out suited the unconventional style. 
 
All the best, 
 
Phil.

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 27th November 2006
Although I am indeed irritated no end with my kids' endlessly changing palates, I actually used the finicky kid and the despairing parent as a metaphor for the rejected writer and the picky editor/agent (or instead of 'picky' I should perhaps say 'discriminating' -- I'm sure they would).  
 
I rewrite endlessly, polish, rewrite, edit, polish, submit. Back it comes. 'Ending not strong enough.' 'Good strong ending, but beginning needs re-working' (for the same story!!); 'Good images, good writing, but it doesn't tell us anything;' 'Some nice use of irony here, but no message.' Actually, those are the rejection letters I LIKE -- at least they give me reasons. The ones that make me weep are 'Thank you for your interest -- this is not for us.'  
 
Sigh. Thank you for your comments, everyone!

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