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Scotch Broth a la Oli
By Talisker
04 December 2006
Now I go all Mrs. McBeeton on you with a warming Winter recipe.  And as Johnny Craddock famously said:

"I hope all your doughnuts turn out like fannies" 

Oli

Soup and bread is a cheap and wholesome Winter meal.  Try, if possible, to buy good quality, organic veg. It is dearer, but the meal will still be comparitively cheap, and you'll know that you are not consuming too many chemicals.


Ingredients:


250g Minced Lamb (flank mutton is also good - if you can get it)
2 Lamb Stock Cubes
2 Medium Carrots
1 Medium Parsnip
1/4 Swede (Turnip)
2 Medium Onions
2 Medium Leeks
Cup of Broth Mix
Knob of butter
Pinch Mixed Herbs
Salt & Pepper to taste


Method:


If time allows, steep the broth mix overnight to soften - if not, put it in a bowl and pour boiling water over it - leave it while you do the rest of the veg.


Gently brown the mince in a large pot (preferably a stock pot) using the butter to prevent sticking. 


Dissolve the stock cubes in boiling water and add to the browned mince. Set to simmer gently.


Dice the carrots, swede, parsnips and onion as small as you can.  This takes time, though I'm now a bit of a Gordon Ramsay with the old cooks knife!  Always use a very sharp, good quality knife - I have a nice Sabatier, not the best, but I sharpen it regularly.  Dicing small ensures that every spoonful of finished soup has the greatest variety of ingredients in it. My mum and granny used to grate the carrots, this resulted in an orangey yellow soup colour due to the greater release of beta-carotene, personal preference I suppose.


Top & tail and slice the leeks - often they conceal mud inside, so rinse the sliced leek.


Thoroughly rinse the steeped brothmix (Gran used to call it "swell" - perhaps that was a proprietary brand, I use Scot's, with the tartan on the bag).


Add the brothmix, diced veg, herbs, salt and pepper to the pot and continue to simmer for at least two hours.  Stir regularly to ensure no sticking to the bottom of the pot.


Taste and season as required.


Serve in heated bowls, ideally with fresh "plain" (Scottish Batch Baked) bread, and enjoy!



Oli 04/12/06



Reviews

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3559 comments posted) 4th December 2006
This sounds,quite good (dare I say pukka)but can you,please, suggest and alternative to swede or I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass on. it I won't tell you what the menfolk in my household say about it but it would make old Ramsey blush 
cheers 
J

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 4th December 2006
You can just leave out the turnips! I do! When I was a kid, we ate turnips raw. I am still rather horrified by this. 
 
 
As for the sharp, good quality knife, this works better if you don't have people around who use your special knife to pry open paint cans, slash open cardboard boxes, etc. But thank God you rinse sliced leeks, and welcome to my special club of Those Who Wash Sliced Leeks. My husband is only a part-time member, but I live in hope and he has learned to cope pretty well with the nagging. . .
Turnip
Written by Talisker (1331 comments posted) 4th December 2006
Menfolk? What kind of menfolk don't like swede? It's an integral part of the Scottish national dish, viz, Tattie, haggis & neeps! 
 
As Mary says, not essential, especially given the parsnip for bite - but authenticity! 
 
Oli

Written by Snodlander (507 comments posted) 4th December 2006
Alas, root vegetables and I have a history. Not the noble tattie, of course, but swede, parsnip and turnip. Don't even mention beetroot. I guess potato could replace them, though if you dice up the carrot and swede into equal sizes you may be able to sneak them through. 
 
I guess that this means I am not a Man, but I am secure in my sexuality, and coming from the South East corner of England, no amount of salt in my porridge could make me a man in a Scot's eyes.

Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 4th December 2006
Sounds good Oli. All in one pan saves on the washing too. Might try this at the weekend. 
 
All the best. Phil.

Written by ellipinnock (1784 comments posted) 4th December 2006
Mmmmm....sounds good to me Oli! Also a fan of the all in one pan approach. (Soup a la Elli generally contains all the veg we've got in the house, a fair few pulses and chilli...about as much subtlety as a sledge hammer :)
 
Elli
Fantastic Fanny...
Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 6th December 2006
The angelus has just rung over the monastic settlement of Wendens Ambo and I have emerged from my cell eager fer lunch. 
 
I have never reviewed a recipe before. What a wonderful idea! Certainly beats bellyaching about hoodies!! 
 
Now first off I must deal with the literary merits or demerits. I have to say that I was disappointed to see a leaden prosestyle deployed alongside an entertaing list of ingredients; better couched I, felt in iambic pentameters. It seemed to me that some of the couplets lacked rhythm and did mot seem easily to scan. I felt this particularly of the swede and diced carrots. No. Not suitable for the Oxford Book of English Verse! 
 
But feck literature!! What a super recipe for soup. I'll certainly give it a whirl. Though if this is an attempt to poison my digestion over some... ahem.. soccer misunderstanding, I shall mention you to my contacts at the Kremlin. And speaking of Sex as we undoubtedly were, do you look anything like Nigella Lawson? As they say of the divine ' Niggers '; stuff th' cookin' let's get fu....' Never mind. 
 
Dinine? I wish devoutly.I am off back to read the Divine Office. 
 
Slan!

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