SOURCE(NeuteredNEWS): At JFK International Airport Rev Tom Prattard, former leader of the Evangelical Christian Coalition for New Lives for Evangelical Christians Who Belong to the Coalition(ECCNLECWBC), announced today that he would be filing a plagiarism lawsuit against the whole Jewish Faith. He told reporters how, after spending a night with a Hebrew-to-English dictionary and a copy of the Torah, he had been shocked at how rampant the pilfering of verses from the Old Testament was within the Torah.

"These guys don't even try and hide the fact they are copying us. Half the names they use sound exactly like the names in the old testament" He went on to say, stating Yeshayah(Isaiah), Yirmyah(Jeremiah) and Yechezqel(Ezekiel) as examples.

Asked what reparations they would ask for if successful in winning the case, Rev Haggard suggested that "the Jews" would have to give up their "well known grip on the government,  media and also cease the general jewry that has led to unrelenting rise in sinful behaviour such as homosexuality, masturbation, pornography, drugs and listening to satanic rock and rap music".

When it was suggested that this was nothing more than a publicity stunt to draw attention away from the recent scandal that Rev Prattard had been caught up in, which involved paying a male prostitute to dress up as a French Maid and then to dust the skirting board while the Reverend watched, he replied

"My Lord is a forgiving God and has already appeased me of my sins, he told me this himself last week when I was praying to him."

Before boarding his plane he went on to explain he would be flying to England to find King James and hopefully bring him in on the case as a fellow plaintiff.

"I think I'll start looking in LIE-CESTER, hopefully one of the locals will be able to give me directions."

A airport Barnes & Noble cashier told reporters that the Reverend had bought a copy of The Latin Bible and a Latin-to-English dictionary before boarding his flight saying "Lets see what these guys are up to".