Black ink on a cow's dried skin
Books of vellum, parchment page
The next transcription in the bin
This boring text drives me to rage

O monk, why did you write 1337 ('leet')
It didn't exist in your age
Did you have to write with speed?
Cramming words onto a page

Teens use abbreviations
They now use the internet
But with less variations
Then you ancient monks I bet

So dear monk transcribe this:
imho u should write a faq, 4 afaik ur monk-slang is 2 confusing.