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Ken Bites Back

By BuffaloBill

22 December 2006

Can I join in? Please?

OK, I’m made of plastic

And I’m missing vital bits,

I’d rather that than be like you

With your vast, enormous breasts.

You look so good, so tasty;

Fantastic, plastic girl

The Princess of the toy box,

But you won’t give it a whirl

You tease, you tempt, you hussy,

But you never come across.

And a man has needs, a man desires

John’s gain is SO your loss

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Written by ellipinnock (1786 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

Of course you can honey, the more the merrier. A worthy contribution. John is a lucky man even if Ken is lacking vital equipment! Very good very good

Elli

I'm Touched
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

Thank you, Ellipinnock, your kindness is surpassed only by your wit and your literary skills!

Hahaha
Written by Fledermaus (3487 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

So Ken got gay to make Barbie jealous, OMG, this gets better (or worse) with every poem. I wonder when nascent is going to create a special Ken-and-Barbie category. :grin

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

We've started a movement, Elli! This is a lot more fun than playing with Barbies could ever have been. Not that I ever had one. Anyone else want to try some Barbie and Ken poems?

Too bad I have to go back to work and get the house clean for Christmas. 'What are you writing?' my kids keep asking me. 'And what are you reading? It doesn't look like it's anything serious -- all you're doing is having fun!' How can they tell? Is it because I keep snickering?

Written by JourneyAtNight (318 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

Fabulous....loved it!

It's like being six years old all over again, except more fun!

Written by Phil (6963 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

A worthy addition to the opus!

Enjoyed. Phil.

Written by rilLie (328 comments posted) 22nd December 2006

yesh! ditto here! extremely funny as I go along...

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