Ken's at the begging stage now.
Barbie, Barbie, I can change,
You know there’s only you.
I’ll elbow John (and Dan and Jim)
If you say you love me too.
I know that with my pants off
I can look somewhat pathetic,
But I’ll get a loan or sell my car
To buy a nice prosthetic.
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Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Ken my dear it is too late
You had your chance my friend
Your begging will not change your fate
My broken heart will mend
And as for John? He's not that bad
I've had a chance to look
He really is a lusty lad
And a bloody damn good cook! |
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Youve left my heart in pieces
Youre vicious and you're cruel,
And as for John, well, what a friend,
Don't I feel like a fool?
So it's the end for you and me
And he is now the winner?
I hope to read reports about
You choking on his dinner! |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
You said I was an airhead
I guess you've been proved right
At least there's fun in my bed
You know John stayed the night
I'm not a cruel girl really
I'm getting into indy
So here's an idea for you
Why don't you go shag Cindy?
[I know I know - enough already! I'm going to be in trouble when the boyfriend gets home from work and the packing hasnt been done...]
Elli |
Now Cindy's Involved?
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Cindy's such a trollop,
She hands it out all over.
In fact she's such a dirty dog
That we all call her Rover. |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Well no-one else will touch you
You've seen to that my friend
Your leaping in and out of bed
has lead you to this end
Cindys not a bad girl
although she likes a party
but do take care with her rear end
or youll catch something nasty.
(apologies...)
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Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Poor Cindy she has suffered
As she gave it all for free.
She did it unprotected
And caught an STD.
(my apologies too - couldn't resist joining in)
Phil. |
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
If Cindy's not a bad girl
Then she ain't no good to me.
I've had enough of girls who stop
Your hand below their knee.
I've seen a doll called Jordan
Who I think would do for me.
She looks like she could show a bloke
A thing or two ...or three!
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Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
So there's a moral to this tale
whatever you expected
if you will sleep with plastic dolls
make sure you are protected |
ps.
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
[Jordan is another story
a real christmas treat
a work of art, a plastic glory
but she cant see her feet] |
From Cindy
Written by JourneyAtNight (314 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Barbie, don’t dare drag me
Into this petty little farce
Stop spreading false rumours
Or I’ll kick your bony arse
And Ken, as for you my sweet
You talk a load of *****
You’re just bitter and jealous 'cause
I pinned Action Man last night.
(sorry!) |
To Cindy
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Well everyone's had Action Man
You've got no cause to boast
And I know he didn't stay long
'cos he's just made me toast
(I really need to go and be more productive! So stop it, just stop it!) |
Written by Snodlander (501 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Jordan had more plastic
than all the toys combined
But we're not looking at her feet
It's somewhere else, you'll find
(The receptionist has brought her kids in and we are doing no work today at all) |
Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Did I start this? If so, I'm just so proud.
Now back to work or I'm in deep *****
See everybody in about six hours, God willing. |
See You in Court
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
| Hey, Witzl, I hope you'll still be eager to take the credit for starting this when Mattel's lawyers get to hear about the libelling poor Barbie's getting! |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Poor Barbie?! She deserves everything she gets - silly plastic bimbo! (not that I'm bitter or anything) And it's not libel if you've got witnesses - I saw what Ken and Barbie were getting up to!!!
Happy (Barbie-free) Christmas!
Elli |
Written by BuffaloBill (25 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
How brave of you, Elli. At least Witzl will have some company in the dock!
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Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
We'd beat the pants off Barbie any day!  Now where's my passport...
Elli |
Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
| Say, Mattel are based in America, aren't they? So, I'd go into the hoosegow, but I'd get a free trip home! I'll show Elli the sights! |
Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
Hey a guided tour?! I'm in...Barbie's a bitch! (and I hear she's actually a man) Now where's my summons?
Elli |
Written by rilLie (327 comments posted) 22nd December 2006 |
lol... had to read all the reviews..  |
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