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By teddy
29 December 2006
would be more than grateful for any kind of feedback on this. Many thanks.


Steve was just about to leave the office when he felt his mobile vibrating inside his back pocket.

‘Hello, Roger.’ he answered the call. ‘How you doing, mate?’

‘Not too bad, thanks.’ Roger’s husky voice emerged from the other end. ‘Listen, Steve, fancy a pint tonight?’

Steve hesitated for a second: it was Friday and he’d already promised Maggie to take her to the cinema that night.

‘Is everything ok, Roge? You don’t sound too happy.’ he asked.

‘Well, I’ve got a bit of a problem and I need some advice. I thought you might be able to help.’

Steve glanced at his wristwatch: it was just gone five o’clock. Well, what the heck, the movie wasn’t due to start until eight, there was plenty of time for a quick one. At the end of the day, Roger was his best mate, and, if he needed him, then there he was, ready to give him his support.

‘No problem, mate. I’ll see you, shall we say…let me think…about half five-ish, in the local?’ he made his mind up.

‘Cheers, mate, I owe you one. See you in half an hour.’ a grateful Roger thanked him. 

At promptly twenty seven minutes past five, Steve was entering an unsurprisingly jam packed Nag’s Head. After a few moments look over the crowd gathered in the pub, he spotted Roger at the bar, absently staring at the glass in front of him.

‘Hello, Roge.’ he approached him. ‘You’re alright, mate?’ he shook his hand.

‘Hi, Steve. Good to see you, mate. How’s Maggie?’

‘Yeah, she’s fine. How’s work?’

‘Not too bad. Boring, as usual. What you having?’

‘Pint of Stella, cheers.’

‘What’s the matter, Roge?’ Steve asked after the barmaid handed him over his drink.

‘Hum,’ Roger cleared his throat, ‘I don’t even know how to say this...I think Emma’s been having an affair.’

‘What?’ Steve nearly spat out the mouthful of beer sipped the second before.

 ‘Shu’ up! Emma? Having an affair? Nooo, not in a million years.’

‘I’m being serious, Steve.’ Roger gave him a bothered look.

‘How did this come about? Bloody hell, Roge, she’s just had your baby.’  

‘That’s the problem, mate. I’m not sure anymore little Tony’s mine.’

‘You are joking, aren’t you?’

‘No, not really. You see, I found some emails on her laptop the other day from this geezer….now don’t laugh, Steve, but, fucking hell, what kind of brains a woman could have to let someone who calls himself sexyrabbit69 shag her? Anyway, some of these emails go quite a while back, before Tony was conceived. Now, if this prick’s been screwing her ever since, how the fuck would I know if the kid’s mine? I mean, even back then I was quite surprised when she told me she was pregnant. We’d been always careful. But then I thought, well, accidents happen.’

‘Oh, come on, mate. You’re being paranoid here. She’s been probably having some stupid internet fling, I mean, we’re all into this sort of things these days, aren’t we? With all these chat rooms and all that stuff.’

‘Yeah, this is what she said when I asked her. But to me it sounds more serious than that. Anyway, I’m thinking of having a paternity test done, Steve.’

There was lots of smoke floating above people's heads and the lack of proper ventilation was making the air stale and the room quite stuffy. Steve slid two fingers inside his clammy shirt collar, loosening it up to allow his neck to cool down.

‘Bloody hell…did you talk to Emma about it?’

‘No, not yet.’

‘Hmmm,' Steve rubbed his chin thoughtfully, 'see, Roge, you have to be careful with this, it's kind of sensitive stuff. You never know how she’d react…what if you’re wrong? She might not ever forgive for doing that. You know how women are.’

‘Yeah, I know, I’ve been thinking about it. That’s why I wanted to talk to you first, thought you might come up with some ideas.’ 

 ‘Well, ok, I personally think you’re exaggerating.’ Steve sympathetically looked at Roger. ‘Emma loves you, she’d never mess you around, not like that anyway. But, if you’re really so doubtful and so unhappy with the situation, then there might be a way of doing it without her finding out.’

                                                      *
‘Steeeve! What the hell is this?’ an angry voice confronted him as he entered the house the following Tuesday night.  

‘What is what?’ his eyes followed the frantic movements of the hand agitating a brown envelope in his face.

‘This!’ Maggie pushed the suspicious item under his nose. ‘Have you been shagging some tart behind my back?’ she exploded furiously loud.

‘DNA paternity test kit’ he read on the piece of paper Maggie produced from inside the envelope. ‘Oh, this? Don’t be silly, Maggie.’ he laughed. ‘It’s not for me, it’s for Roger.’

‘Oh yeah, so how come it’s addressed to you? And…what do you mean, it’s for Roger?’

‘Come here, you silly thing.’ he wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her towards him. ‘Now, this is between you and me. I promised Roger I won’t say a word to anyone, so make sure you keep quiet about it, ok?’ he looked her in the eyes. ‘He’s convinced Emma’s been cheating on him. And he thinks little Tony might not be his.’

‘What?’ Maggie’s eyes increased their size in amazement. ‘You must be joking!’

‘Well, I do hope so. Roger’s very upset about the whole thing so I offered to help him. He doesn’t want her to know about this just in case he’s making a fuss out of nothing.’

‘Oh, ok, I understand. Poor bloke,’ Maggie sighed compassionately, ‘I can imagine how he feels.’

‘Yeah, tell me about it. I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes.’

                                                     *

A week later, Roger was nervously staring at the envelope placed on the table in front of him.

‘Come on, open it.’ Steve encouraged him, taking another mouthful of beer.

‘I don’t know if I can. What if…’

‘Roge, just do it. You need to know.’

‘Ok.’ Roger took a deep breath before picking up the envelope. ‘Fucking hell.’ he felt his hands trembling while holding it, ‘this is hard, mate.’

Steve gave him a friendly tap on the shoulder.

‘Go on, be brave.’

‘Ok, ok, I will…this is it.’ Roger brusquely tore the top edge of the envelope. He extracted its contents and examined it carefully for a few moments.

‘Well?’ Steve asked impatiently.

‘Phew!’ the back of Roger’s hand wiped off the tiny droplets of sweat covering his forehead. ‘Thank God for that.’ his mouth indulged in a big cheery smile.

‘See? I told you there’s nothing to worry about.’ Steve grinned at him satisfied.

‘Cheers, Steve, you’re a diamond. I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.’

‘Don’t mention it, mate. That’s what mates are for, eh?’

‘I’d better take this outside.’ Steve quickly picked up his phone when it started ringing few minutes later. ‘It’s Maggie. I don’t want her to know I’m the pub, I promised to take her to the movies tonight. Be back in a sec.’

‘Sure, mate.’

‘Hello, babe.’ Steve answered the call once outside.

‘How did it go?’

‘No problems, everything’s sorted.’

‘Thank God for that.’ a deep sigh made its way through the phone line. ‘How’s Roger?’

‘Happy as Larry. Bet he’s gonna get hammered tonight.’ 

‘Steve, make sure he gets home safely, will you?’

‘Course, babe. Better go back inside, he’s waiting for me. Miss you.’

‘Miss you too. Bye, Steve.’

‘Bye, babe.’

Steve entered the pub smirking happily. Sexyrabbit69 might have sounded like a stupid nickname to Roger, but Emma thought it was cute. He decided to keep it.

Reviews
Now then
Written by johniebg (538 comments posted) 29th December 2006
It really annoys me when people start a comment with 'I knew what was going to happen!' so I will pretend I didn't. Point one: how much cooler would it be of they swapped names, so naughty Steve was actually ROGER: sexyRABBIT69 ... thought of this made me giggle. 
 
Anyways ... this is very good. The following paragrah says a lot about this story; 
 
"There was lots of smoke floating above people's heads and the lack of proper ventilation was making the air stale and the room quite stuffy. Steve slid two fingers inside his clammy shirt collar, loosening it up to allow his neck to cool down." 
 
The first sentence is quite clumsy, peacemeal and takes the reader out of the moment, however the second sentence verges on brilliance, I am not sure how you managed to make the air conditioning so akward and the mannerism of Steve's guilt so cleverly subtle, but you did. 
 
Liked the way you worked the test to Steves advantage, we know swapped samples, but as you let the reader come to this conclusion it makes the story a whole lot more fun. 
 
Dialogue was pretty good, thought there were lots of 'mate!' ... which always smacks of falseness to me, true friends have almost a set of coded signals, so you could have naughty steve doing the mate thing because of his guilt, but steve not doing the mate thing so often. 
 
Good stuff, am going to check out anything else you have written.

Written by teddy (240 comments posted) 29th December 2006
Thanks, John, very much appreciate your comment. 
You’re right about overdoing the ‘mate’ thing, I realised that after I posted the work.  
Being a woman, I really hate when someone calls me ‘mate’, especially if it comes from a man. So I get myself an excuse and pretend that the explosion of ‘mates’ in my text comes out of frustration.  
I’m glad you enjoyed reading this.  
 
teddy 
well done!
Written by Toad (100 comments posted) 29th December 2006
I for one was caught completely by surprise by the ending, and loved it.  
I think that some of your dialogue descriptions were a little clumsy, such as "a grateful roger thanked him." if Roger is thanking, we know he's grateful. I also thought "Maggie’s eyes increased their size in amazement" was a bit clumsy.  
Overall, fantastic story.

Written by teddy (240 comments posted) 29th December 2006
thank you, Toad, good points, I shall revise.  
really happy you liked it.  
 
teddy 

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 30th December 2006
I was caught too: I never saw this coming! 
 
Toad has already made the very two comments I would personally have made, and like johniebg, I appreciated the fact that you didn't go into detail in explaining the DNA switch. I thought that made the story more interesting.  
 
You do something I do when I write: adding words that don't really need to be there. 'Furiously loud' is redundant; once you've got someone saying something 'furiously,' it really doesn't matter whether it's loud or not. I do this all the time and cannot seem to stop myself, so I would be grateful if you would point this out to me on occasion. . .
Hi Teddy
Written by Clifftown (620 comments posted) 30th December 2006
I always really enjoy your work and this was no exception. I didn't see the end coming at all, but loved the simplicity of the ending and how it was delivered in that one straight, deadpan sentence. 
 
As the others have pointed out, there are a few minor criticisms in the general style of the writing, but these are part of your style and they make it more original. As always, I'll be looking out for more of your work. 
 
Well done, and hope you had a happy Christmas.

Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 30th December 2006
Have to disagree with those who didn't see the ending coming. This was a good bit of writing, but had you kept back the 'reveal' it would have been even better. 
 
Enjoyed it. 
 
Phil.
thought I would add ..
Written by johniebg (538 comments posted) 31st December 2006
Just checked back to see what others have said. Thought I would add that although for some the outcome was figured, I do not think you should change this. When we are reading something like this the brain works out all sorts of avenues of solution based on the facts you gradually give. It was just that the most likely outcome for me based on the information you gave, however, I really enjoyed reading this. So if you changed the story to make the ending harder to discern you might actually end up changing what is essentially the best part, the involvement of the readers subconscious. 
 
Anyways ... enjoy.

Written by teddy (240 comments posted) 31st December 2006
Thanks, Wittzl. I can see what you’re saying about adding unneeded words to the text. I must have a thing for clumsiness; I can’t help doing it either, even though it has been pointed to me several times before. At the time of writing, it seems like a good idea, you only realise later that it makes the reading unnecessarily awkward.  
 
Nina, your feedback towards my work has been always so kind and helpful, I can’t thank you enough for that. I hope you had a nice Christmas too.  
 
Phil, thank you so much for your comment. The purpose of the last bit wasn't only to reveal the outcome, but also to add a bit of humour to the story. I’m not sure if I managed to do that, but, when I wrote it, I was smiling. I thought others might do too.  
 
Thanks again, John. I don’t think I’ll change it. Three people out of five didn’t see it coming, the majority prevails:) 
 
wishing you all a very happy new year. 
 
Teddy  
HI Teddy
Written by jean.day (2279 comments posted) 31st December 2006
This is the first time I have read any of your work, and I enjoyed it. For what its worth, I guessed the outcome too, but it didn't spoil it for me.

Written by Snodlander (501 comments posted) 1st January 2007
Though I suspected the ending, the final reveal was well handled.  
 
As for clumsy wording, I too am often guilty. Try reading the piece out loud (or out loud in your head, if that makes sense). Clumsy text is often difficult to read out loud. For example, "I too am often guilty" sounds ugly out loud, and if this were a story I would need to change it.
Please buy me a new computer..........
Written by Thatllbemethen (83 comments posted) 1st January 2007
........blast and double blast, I had just finished giving a good review for this piece and I got timed out and lost it. 
 
Will endeavour to remember what I said, oh yes... 
 
Blimey, could Steve really consider Roger a best mate and still do this to him? Eastenders or what? 
 
It didn't matter if the ending was guessable as I felt you closed it out succinctly. 
 
One thing I didn't guess though was that you are a woman. 
 
Clever idea well written. 
 

Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 2nd January 2007
I loved this, pure and simple. Thought it was well-written, spotted the ending before it came but not a long way before and it didn't matter 'cos it was still satisfying! Really enjoyed the read. 
 
Elli

Written by teddy (240 comments posted) 2nd January 2007
Thank you all for your comments, they're very helpful and more than welcome.  
 
Teddy  
pretty good
Written by TwistedTales (548 comments posted) 2nd January 2007
I thought this was a pretty good one. I for once thought thet baby was rogers but his wife is having an affair with steve's wife...hehe... that would have been really twisted. But the whole build up was all very well done. Keep it up. 
 
Regards, 
TT

Written by teddy (240 comments posted) 3rd January 2007
thanks TT. In the beginning, my plan was to let Steve swap the swabs only for Roger to find out that the child who was actually his wasn't according to the test results. But then, as I was writing, that silly sexyrabbit69 came about (dunno really where from) and I thought it was really funny, so I decided to work the twist around it. Thanks again for your feedback. 
 
teddy 
Another great piece of work!
Written by Leigh (226 comments posted) 13th February 2007
Hi Teddy 
 
Having just followed Confessions of a Site Secretary to its dramatic conclusion, I immediately looked for your other contributions! 
 
I have to be honest and say I did guess that Steve was going to be the dad as soon as Maggie found the paternity testing kit - though I still enjoyed the story and felt the conclusion was handled well. 
 
The dialogue between Steve and Roger is realistically 'blokey' and I feel you create a nice sly character in Steve (he manages to talk both Maggie and Roger round very convincingly). 
 
Well done again! 
 
Leigh

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