More musings. Think I've done this more as therapy!
I have not been blessed with well behaved hair; by this I mean that my hair does not resemble the stuff of shampoo commercials. In fact if I am honest it barely resembles a hairstyle half the time. I have long since accepted my fate and now choose to have an extra 15 minutes in bed each morning rather than attacking my hair with an assortment of electrical styling implements. Of course I own a variety of the aforementioned tools, but they are safely tucked away in cupboards, collecting dust; the hot air blowers in the car have proven to be fairly reliable means of drying hair. I do however have moments when I wish I could look stylish and at least give my hair some semblance of shape. It is for this reason that I actually quite like going to the hairdressers. I’ve never quite gone regularly enough to have a usual stylist. Instead opting for the whoever has the soonest appointment approach. But I do at least show salon loyalty, although the primary reason for this is the fact they have fabulous chairs that massage your back and legs while having your hair washed. Which brings me to today. Waking this morning and acknowledging that my hair now appeared to be growing outwards rather than downwards, I took drastic action and booked an appointment; symptomatic of my hair despair I always go into the hairdressers with the request: “give it a shape, maybe something different, whatever you think”. Over the years this has resulted in having 8 inches cut off, various perms, going blonde, going red and today’s restyle – having a fringe. Having been assured that my cowlick wouldn’t be a problem - my other half says this simply means I apparently have hair like Jack Black in King Kong - she cut and cut and cut some more; while I sat in the chair twiddling my fingers, smiling inanely and wondering why it is that hairdresser’s mirrors always make you look so ill! Some 30 minutes later the deed was done. The hair was dried and I was sat there not quite sure what to say. 6 hours later I’m still not quite sure what to say. Although the other half has, in between bouts of hysterical laughter more than made up for my lack of words regarding my hair (I elaborate for comic effect); he has of course been supportive: apparently it’s almost contemporary and it is only from certain angles that it makes me look like his mother! The usual tricks of hair brushing or wildly shaking my head haven’t helped yet. All hopes are currently pinned on the impact a good night’s sleep will have; a true case of sleeping on it. Failing this, well I guess I’ll be back to the hairdressers tomorrow! |
Written by Clifftown (619 comments posted) 9th January 2007 | | This was a really fun piece...hope you get what you wanted in the end! I can definitely sympathise, over the years my hair's been long, short, permed, red, black, brown, blonde and even green during my student days - all in a quest for the perfect style, not yet found. Oh well! | Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 9th January 2007 | Reading this, I truly sympathized with you. This is exactly what has happened to me, and why I have simply given up going to the hairdresser. Well spotted about the mirrors, too -- I always look spectacularly awful in them, far worse than usual. I have suffered all my life from thick, cowlicky, unmanageable hair. In the days before hair straighteners, my sisters and I used to take turns ironing each other's hair. During the late 60s and 70s, the surfer girl look was in: long, thin, dead-straight hair. My sisters and I, with our bushy, rampant manes, didn't stand a chance. At some point, some of us simply have to accept that we will never ever look like the women on shampoo commercials. And I say thank God for women like us; at the very least, we make other women feel good about themselves. Funny, well-written piece. (Petty point: superfluous 'was' in the first line of the penultimate paragraph)
| oh the harsh reality Written by johniebg (538 comments posted) 9th January 2007 | So, the art of female is the hot air blowers in the car, the glamour of it. I loved reading this, very conversational, wry and funny. Laughed out loud at the thought of your partner likening your hair quirks too Jack Blacks and your new hair style to his mother, which is a spine chilling thought. Well written in the same sort of pacey tone I enjoyed in Belle de Jour and Julie and Julia, which are two books that were published from journals written by women that I would recommend to everyone. Great stuff | Update! Written by Cindersarella (67 comments posted) 9th January 2007 | ....Just incase anyone has spent the day wondering about the lastest twist in the hair saga! I bravely returned to the hairdressers and explained the predicament - that my other half thought I looked like a combination of Jack Black, a vicar's wife and his mother. She fortunately seemed to understand my angst and disaster over. (Though the other half has yet to see it!) Thanks for the feedback, all much appreciated. Clifftown you make my hairstyles seen tame - I've never tried green! Witzl, am particularly grateful for pedantic feedback - the stuff I'm otherwise oblivious to! JohnieBG, totally agree with your recommendations Julie and Julia and Belle de Jour - loved them both. Thanks again | Written by Phil (6676 comments posted) 10th January 2007 | Really enjoyed reading this Cinders. Funny and very accessable. However, I can't feel sorry for you. For the last three or four years my hair has receded so far and thinned out so much that all I do now is go over it with the shears every three weeks - #1. I have to confess, having so short and so little hair makes for a very simple hygiene routine. Phil.
| Thanks Written by Cindersarella (67 comments posted) 16th January 2007 | Not having to worry about hairstyles....sounds utter bliss Phil! - am tempted to get out the clippers! - but dread to think who the other half would then liken me to! One of our nurses at work says ...."God made few perfect heads and on the rest he put hair" Makes me smiles ( though having read your posts the God reference may put you off a bit Phil!!!) | Great writers have ... Written by fellpony (1598 comments posted) 24th January 2007 | ... rampant hair, it appears. Mine too, Cindersarella. It won't BE styled, it has its own. For years, I cut my own instead of going to a hairdresser; nobody really knew any different, and it wasn't down to my skill. Nuff said. Think Einstein, girl. Nice piece, very quick and funny.
| Hi Cindersarella Written by jean.day (2266 comments posted) 4th March 2007 | I realised that it was quite awhile since you wrote this, so you might well have yet another style by now. I greatly enjoyed reading it - and agree with your way of doing hair dressers. I too depend on the bed and the hot air in the car to finish off my styles and I've long given up hoping it will really look nice one day. |
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