I had a friend

A friend in deed

She disappeared

A friend in need

I tried to find her

To bring her home

We talked a while

I brought her home

She settled down

It was nice to see

She was back

And it was  because of me

She talked to her friends

and mine too

It was lovely to see

Until I knew

What a b*tch she was

Playing with our heads

I asked her why

As I lay in my hospital bed

She flew at me

so full of venom

I was scared of her

And that I was not seldom

She took my friends

Good ones, so close

She rubs it in

With every dose

From one Queen B*tch

To another

You wait and see

You'll not hurt my mother